you like the way that people stare at you now

[tlautishot]

i have to say, i love drinking redbull. i know that apparently energy drinks aren't good for you, or something similar to that, but it's more or less an addiction now. so this morning, when i was drinking my usual first can of the day, makena came up to me and pointed at the can. she said that had drugs. i asked her what kind, and she said cocaine

Comments

[ajbayy]

Red Bull is so nasty though. Why does everyone have a problem with water? Water is so amazing. I wish there was some water campaign I could like, join and be a spokesperson for.

You totally said you were talking to Bella. Is Bella a legit person. Or is she Kristen? Or do you just call Kristen Bella? Or is she just, a different person? I'm so blonde.

[tlautishot]

because drinking water is plain and who wants to be plain? you have fun with h2o.

if i called kristen bella that's just a bit weird. but no, she's bella thorne. she played my little sister on mowe but that got cancelled.

[ajbayy]

Or! Drinking water is healthy and calorie-free! I'll have fun looking good.

Oh oh oh! yup, I blame my genes.

[tlautishot]

diet redbull is also calorie-free. i'll still look good while having more fun.

but aly didn't inherit them? that's ridiculous. but i was thinking about kristen/bella when i typed bella. maybe i should edit in thorne.

[ajbayy]

If you're going to drink diet, what's the point?! That's what you think.

Well... Aly is older. So she has to act less blonde. But maybe you should, thanks to me. Think of all the people you wouldn't be confusing.

[tlautishot]

it's the same taste, same effect, but diet. and no, that's what i know. taylor lautner is hot, haven't you heard?

poor aly. blonde girls are hot though, so. i would but that would mean moving the mouse and i just.. don't want to.

[ajbayy]

Fine, clog your... body with.. un-healthy things. He is? No, I guess not! :P

Dude, blonde girls are so hot. Thank you, have a nice day. But you seem to be able to move it to comment everyone back...

[tlautishot]

what! taylor lautner is the hottest person on earth. don't deny it.

right, they are. i agree. then i don't want to scroll to the top?

[ajbayy]

I'd say you've got some stiff competition out there.

BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN, WOOT! Lazy.

[tlautishot]

oh, say, like who?

i have way more fun than you, h2o drinker.

[ajbayy]

Oh say like, Cam Gigandet.

And you know how much fun I have becauseeeeee?

[bbvisarousing]

HE IS SO FREAKING HOT OKAY OH MY DAMN. I wish he hadn't died in Twilight ):

[tlautishot]

...right. cam says you're hot too.

[bbvisarousing]

You're lying. Omg he did not. Introduce me to that. Sexiest man in the whole movie, swear to god.

[tlautishot]

cam has a kid. you can't have sex with that.

because you drink water.

[ajbayy]

I can't have sex with that kid. I can have sex with that kid's father.

now you're just being stubborn because I think your co-workers sexier than you.