Paper fun
I'm writing my paper.
Trying, at least.
Right now it's a three-quarter-page introduction, which, besides taking up three-quarters of a page, has informed me quite clearly that my chosen "thesis" is far more asinine than I had previously thought.
I have exactly twenty books stacked up around me. Well, all but one are to my left.
Nine and one-quarter pages to go. Plus a real topic to find.
[SCREAMS. FADE OUT.]
EDIT: When the library closed, I sent the essay to myself. But it turns out that the damn thing fucked up and didn't send me the attachment. And I can't access it through saved webmail. And I didn't save it on my home account because I was e-mailing it.
So now I have zero pages.
I want to kill myself.
Trying, at least.
Right now it's a three-quarter-page introduction, which, besides taking up three-quarters of a page, has informed me quite clearly that my chosen "thesis" is far more asinine than I had previously thought.
I have exactly twenty books stacked up around me. Well, all but one are to my left.
Nine and one-quarter pages to go. Plus a real topic to find.
[SCREAMS. FADE OUT.]
EDIT: When the library closed, I sent the essay to myself. But it turns out that the damn thing fucked up and didn't send me the attachment. And I can't access it through saved webmail. And I didn't save it on my home account because I was e-mailing it.
So now I have zero pages.
I want to kill myself.