[FIC] Sore Ass
Title: Sore Ass
Pairing: RyoDa
Rating: PG-13
Genre: uhm.... crack?
Warning: -
"No Ryo, no more of it!" Ueda grabbed a cushion and laid down on his stomach.
"But why not? It's good for you!!!" He whined.
He grabbed himself a drink and plopped down beside Ueda on the couch.
Smack!
"Ouch!! The fuck… What was that for, Ryo?!" The stinging pain on his ass shot through his whole body.
As if the pain before was bearable…
"Come on…. Lets do it again tomorrow ok??? Pleaseeeeee"
"No! Wasn't yesterday's session enough?! Why should we do it again tomorrow? You want to turn this into our weekly exercise regiment??" He whacked Ryo on the head with the cushion.
Ryo just grinned."It's hurting so badly because you don't do it often."
A piercing glare. "No."
"But you gotta admit, it was good right? You seemed like you were having so much fun when we were at it!"
"Fun, yes. Do it again, No. End of discussion Ryo."
"Just cause your ass hurts this time doesn't mean it will hurt this much the next time….." Ryo mumbled to himself.
Unfortunately, Ueda heard it.
"NO! NO MORE! I'M NOT GIVING IN TO YOUR SUDDEN OBSESSION WITH CYCLING. GO FUCK YOURSELF OR SOMETHING!"
Ueda ,despite his sore ass, stormed to his room and locked the door, leaving Ryo sulking in the living room.
A/N: I feel for you Ueda ;A;
Pairing: RyoDa
Rating: PG-13
Genre: uhm.... crack?
Warning: -
"No Ryo, no more of it!" Ueda grabbed a cushion and laid down on his stomach.
"But why not? It's good for you!!!" He whined.
He grabbed himself a drink and plopped down beside Ueda on the couch.
Smack!
"Ouch!! The fuck… What was that for, Ryo?!" The stinging pain on his ass shot through his whole body.
As if the pain before was bearable…
"Come on…. Lets do it again tomorrow ok??? Pleaseeeeee"
"No! Wasn't yesterday's session enough?! Why should we do it again tomorrow? You want to turn this into our weekly exercise regiment??" He whacked Ryo on the head with the cushion.
Ryo just grinned."It's hurting so badly because you don't do it often."
A piercing glare. "No."
"But you gotta admit, it was good right? You seemed like you were having so much fun when we were at it!"
"Fun, yes. Do it again, No. End of discussion Ryo."
"Just cause your ass hurts this time doesn't mean it will hurt this much the next time….." Ryo mumbled to himself.
Unfortunately, Ueda heard it.
"NO! NO MORE! I'M NOT GIVING IN TO YOUR SUDDEN OBSESSION WITH CYCLING. GO FUCK YOURSELF OR SOMETHING!"
Ueda ,despite his sore ass, stormed to his room and locked the door, leaving Ryo sulking in the living room.
A/N: I feel for you Ueda ;A;