28 Weeks Later
Just saw the sequel to 28 days later last night. Allen had to go see either a sci-fi or fantasy film for his sci-fi class (geek) and Ben, who also came with Kelsie, had already seen Spiderman 3. So Allen and I ended up rolling through the movie on crappy Mystery Science Theatre-style jokes.
Don (heavy Scottish accent): They chased us.
Allen: Did he just say 'they cheesed us?'
Don: They chased your mother.
Me: They cheesed your mom!
The kids get to their father's apartment and Andy goes running up to the window to look outside.
Andy: Whoa!
Allen: Sweet! Glass!
Zombies are running everywhere, arms outstretched, looking for prey.
Allen: Baconbaconbaconbaconbacon!
Me: ?
Allen: They're running like fat kids after bacon. Awkwardly, but with conviction.
Those are just the high lights. What we learned from this experience, aside from the usual 'only stupid people are allowed in horror movies, and zombie movies in particular', was that Mom got cheesed twice, everyone else only got cheesed once, the kid likes glass, and everything is scarier when you run with a hand-held camera.
Don (heavy Scottish accent): They chased us.
Allen: Did he just say 'they cheesed us?'
Don: They chased your mother.
Me: They cheesed your mom!
The kids get to their father's apartment and Andy goes running up to the window to look outside.
Andy: Whoa!
Allen: Sweet! Glass!
Zombies are running everywhere, arms outstretched, looking for prey.
Allen: Baconbaconbaconbaconbacon!
Me: ?
Allen: They're running like fat kids after bacon. Awkwardly, but with conviction.
Those are just the high lights. What we learned from this experience, aside from the usual 'only stupid people are allowed in horror movies, and zombie movies in particular', was that Mom got cheesed twice, everyone else only got cheesed once, the kid likes glass, and everything is scarier when you run with a hand-held camera.