All of these come from one night with Whovian friends. Spent an evening with
anyagotr and her husband, and these lines were said:
"I seem perfectly innocent to me."
Husband, David S, who is practically the Doctor. So the line seemed something totally Doctor-like.
"And the last thing I remember is bring dragged out of the room screaming, 'I'm going to fuck you up!'"
anyagotr, recalling an incident that pushed her over the edge.
"Hold your boobs together; I'll pour one in there!"
David S, although I assume it was him joking around.
"When did I turn into a British gangster?"
Me, and yes I was tipsy at the time.
See if these prod your muses. But you must attribute them accordingly.