Lunch Planning
Frank: I think I'll have a bizzare combination of chicken and steak.
Me: Well, you can combine things. They have surf and turf, but since you don't like the surf, you can have cluck and turf.
Frank: Hey. Chicken is a white meat. Do you have any blue food coloring?
Me: And what would you be doing with that?
Frank: SMURF & turf!
................long pause..................
Me: That was so bad, it's good.
Me: Well, you can combine things. They have surf and turf, but since you don't like the surf, you can have cluck and turf.
Frank: Hey. Chicken is a white meat. Do you have any blue food coloring?
Me: And what would you be doing with that?
Frank: SMURF & turf!
................long pause..................
Me: That was so bad, it's good.