Breaking Dawn spoiler?
So, there's been a recent uproar about a so-called spoiler for the epilogue of Breaking Dawn.
well, the epilogue is called "HAPPILY EVER AFTER" and starts on page 742
ps i took notes for you guys over the phone tyvm
it appears that everyone is at the cullen house, with a bunch of foreign vampires like an amazonian tribe and an irish coven oh and the denalis, chattin bout how they BEAT UP THE VOLTURI! carlisle is talkin bout how he's prepared to fight them again should they ever try, bc they went to far and blah blah blah... jacob is there, obviously still alive, and they talk about how the wolves were the biggest reason the volturi backed down
also, jacob brings up the fact that there are TRUE werewolves out there, with the full moon and everything, but idk wtf significance that was
in the epic battle i'm assuming was before, tanya lost a sister.
bella has obviously become a vampire BUT NOT BEFORE SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A CHILD... EDWARDS CHILD WHO IS HALF VAMPIRE AND NAMED NESSI AND APPARENTLY VERY CUTE. bella's special power that really saved their asses was she has like a love shield (omg lily potter wut) and alice, jasper, esme, and carlisle and edward are all just fine. emmett is too but there is no mention of rosalie.
JACOB IMPRINTED ON BELLA'S DAUGHTER LOLZ WHO IS HALF VAMPIRE BUT JACOB DOESN'T CARE
oh, sue and charlie are now an item. idk idk i love that
bella drones on about how she and edward will be together forever and ever and ever in their cottage somewhere in the woods around the cullens house
bella reminisces about how edward married her under a haven of flowers or something while she tries to control her shield powers
edward and bella are makin out after puttin their kid to bed. my sister becomes srsly embarassed bc i made her read it out loud
and the last sentence is something like "and we have forever"
source: lion_lamb (you'll have to be a member to see the entry, though)
I can buy everything in this EXCEPT for the half-vampire baby. Didn't Smeyer say somewhere that vamps don't have proper sperm? And besides, that's way too fail even for her. And Jacob imprints on BELLA'S DAUGHTER??? WTF?
I call bullshit. Let's hope (pray) I'm right.
And if I'm NOT right, and that is actually what happens, we shall all make fun of this series mercilessly... after I go sell the books to a used bookstore. I've put up with enough utter shit in this series already...
And finally! Team Edward and Team Jacob finally agree on something.
ETA: APPARENTLY THIS SHIT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED WTFFFFF. I mean, it still might not be true, but SERIOUSLY. The amount of fail simply cannot be calculated!
well, the epilogue is called "HAPPILY EVER AFTER" and starts on page 742
ps i took notes for you guys over the phone tyvm
it appears that everyone is at the cullen house, with a bunch of foreign vampires like an amazonian tribe and an irish coven oh and the denalis, chattin bout how they BEAT UP THE VOLTURI! carlisle is talkin bout how he's prepared to fight them again should they ever try, bc they went to far and blah blah blah... jacob is there, obviously still alive, and they talk about how the wolves were the biggest reason the volturi backed down
also, jacob brings up the fact that there are TRUE werewolves out there, with the full moon and everything, but idk wtf significance that was
in the epic battle i'm assuming was before, tanya lost a sister.
bella has obviously become a vampire BUT NOT BEFORE SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A CHILD... EDWARDS CHILD WHO IS HALF VAMPIRE AND NAMED NESSI AND APPARENTLY VERY CUTE. bella's special power that really saved their asses was she has like a love shield (omg lily potter wut) and alice, jasper, esme, and carlisle and edward are all just fine. emmett is too but there is no mention of rosalie.
JACOB IMPRINTED ON BELLA'S DAUGHTER LOLZ WHO IS HALF VAMPIRE BUT JACOB DOESN'T CARE
oh, sue and charlie are now an item. idk idk i love that
bella drones on about how she and edward will be together forever and ever and ever in their cottage somewhere in the woods around the cullens house
bella reminisces about how edward married her under a haven of flowers or something while she tries to control her shield powers
edward and bella are makin out after puttin their kid to bed. my sister becomes srsly embarassed bc i made her read it out loud
and the last sentence is something like "and we have forever"
source: lion_lamb (you'll have to be a member to see the entry, though)
I can buy everything in this EXCEPT for the half-vampire baby. Didn't Smeyer say somewhere that vamps don't have proper sperm? And besides, that's way too fail even for her. And Jacob imprints on BELLA'S DAUGHTER??? WTF?
I call bullshit. Let's hope (pray) I'm right.
And if I'm NOT right, and that is actually what happens, we shall all make fun of this series mercilessly... after I go sell the books to a used bookstore. I've put up with enough utter shit in this series already...
And finally! Team Edward and Team Jacob finally agree on something.
ETA: APPARENTLY THIS SHIT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED WTFFFFF. I mean, it still might not be true, but SERIOUSLY. The amount of fail simply cannot be calculated!