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heres a joke that made me laugh
alot
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a
NY Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Yankee fans too.
Not really knowing what a Yankees fan is, but wanting to be
liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is,
however, one exception.
A little girl named Tracy has not gone along with the
crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan" she retorts.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud red sox fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly
red. She asks Tracy why she is a red sox fan.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are red sox fans, so I'm a red sox fan too"
she responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says
loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What
would you be then?
Tracy smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Yankees fan."
alot
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a
NY Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Yankee fans too.
Not really knowing what a Yankees fan is, but wanting to be
liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is,
however, one exception.
A little girl named Tracy has not gone along with the
crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan" she retorts.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud red sox fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly
red. She asks Tracy why she is a red sox fan.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are red sox fans, so I'm a red sox fan too"
she responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says
loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What
would you be then?
Tracy smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Yankees fan."