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[tjlee]

Seriously, will someone please stab me in the eye?

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[crunchee]

no

A Likely Substitute

[german_dwarf]

I find that a quick kick to the groin works just as well, and the damage is (usually) temporary. Plus, you'll find a surprisingly large number of people just waiting for the chance to do it.

Seriously, though, just calm down, man.

[smithfamousfarm]

Wow.