If I were...

[tj_is_so_cool]

If i were a month, I would be: March
If i were a time of day, I would be: 1:23
If i were a planet, I would be: Jupiter. There’s magic there, or so I’m told
If i were a sea animal, I would be: Spring Break Shark Attack
If i were a direction, I would be: Insert
If i were a piece of furniture, I would be: Expensive
If i were a liquid, I would be: Metal, Liquid Metal
If i were a stone, I would be: Kidney
If i were a tree, I would be: Giving
If i were a bird, I would be: a Condor
If i were a weather, I would be: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
If i were a vegetable, I would be: well I wouldn’t be Terri Schiavo
If i were a sound, I would be: Heard
If i were an element, I would be: A Boss in an early Final Fantasy Game
If i were a car, I would be: Escalade
If i were a song, I would be: Shinin
If i were a food, I would be: Sushi
If i were a material, I would be: If I said spandex would that be odd?
If i were a taste, I would be: Acquired
If i were a scent, I would be: Obsession or another corny cologne name
If i were a cartoon character, I would be: Magneto
If i were a shape, I would be: Why limit yourself to only 2 dimensions? Go Forms!!
If i were a number, I would be: 6.4….it equals make out according to this song