So, I was IMing with
spacehawk just now. My response popped into my head within 2 seconds. I then spent 10 seconds debating whether or not I should reply with it. Having just hung out with the HS crew, the answer tipped to "yes".
Dash(2:36:35 AM): What should I give a two-year-old? Ideas?
Me (2:36:48 AM): syphillis.
Me (2:36:49 AM): j/k
Dash (2:36:57 AM): shut up.