The Nigerian Scam Letter Of Our New Global Recession

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"HELLO! MAY GOD HIMSELF BE WITH YOU THIS DAY! MY DEAR FREIND, OUR GREAT ROYAL HIGHNESS NEEDS YOUR HELP IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIME. IN ORDER TO KEEP HIS FAST STORES OF RICHES FROM HIS ENEMYS, HE REQUIRES HELP FROM OUTSIDER SAMARATINS LIKE YOU. PLEASE, IF YOU ARE TO HELP, SEND TO ME SAFEWAY REWARD CARD NUMBER SO WE MIGHT TRANSFER CANNED GOODS TO YOUR ACCOUNT! "

Thank you.