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[titsteachinu]

Simon. There is something in my chest that's yours. Could you please come and remove it as soon as possible? It's starting to unnerve my roommate.

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[hazen_lagann]

OH MY GOD.

[titsteachinu]

Every time I get it out it keeps going back in.

[hazen_lagann]

I didn't even realize it...

JUST. STAY THERE. DON'T MOVE. DON'T LET IT OUT OF THE DORMROOM.

[titsteachinu]

I'M NOT GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN MY CHEST.

It was fine for the first hour - kind of cute, really.

[hazen_lagann]

HOUR?! HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD IT?!

[titsteachinu]

JUST AFTER BREAKFAST.

[hazen_lagann]

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I didn't even notice.

I'm in class. It'll look really suspicious if I just up and leave. I'll be there in 45 minutes. Just -- don't do anything drastic.

[titsteachinu]

Right. Drastic.

[daigurrenfrat]

Busted.

[hazen_lagann]

OH GOD WHAT DO I DO ANIKI

[daigurrenfrat]

You reach in and get him out?

[hazen_lagann]

Wrong awkward situation.

[daigurrenfrat]

You explain to her that he's our pal and that's why he's here with us and ask her to not let anyone in on it. And if it comes down to us getting busted, I'll take the heat if necessary. I've got enough of a record here so it won't matter. You just started, so let's try and keep you as spotless as we can for the time being. Okay, bro?

[hazen_lagann]

No matter who gets blamed, I'll have to send him back. I'm worried about what'll happen to him.

[daigurrenfrat]

You won't have to send him back, bro. Leave it to me. I've got a little sway here, I can come up with a way to get him to stay without jeopardizing him. Trust me.

[titsteachinu]

Nothing's going to happen to him. If you need someone to keep him for a bit, just ask.

I was just surprised, that's all.