At The Evergreen State College, where I'm going, there's this guy named SK. Here's the lowdown.
1) He is a mentally ill African man in his 20s
2) He claims he is the prince of Kenya, and the future president
3) He has tried to establish himself as an illegal immigrant in order to be deported to Kenya
4) Rumor has it, if you leave the door to your dorm unlocked, SK will come in and ask for drugs
5) He often rants in hallways
Example:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4vIwvokQ-Hg