Why is it that at least 3 times a week I get called talking about this car accident that I've never had.
Like yeah sure I'm starting my driving lessons soon (just sent off for my provisional).
Last call I got
Operator - good morning, I'm just calling about a claim waiting in your name after the car accident you've had this year.
Me - omg really? I didn't think I could claim for that.
Operator - of course your can, it's simple and I just need a few details to get started
Me - I don't understand, if your seer then why do you need me to give you the details?
Operator - excuse me?
Me - well I'm assuming you've seen the future with how I can not actually drive yet and I don't have a car. I'm so great full for your warning! If you cold just tell me the date the accident happens then I know to stay off the road that day.
Operator hangs up. Most interesting part of me week