You know that one kid in class who everyone dislikes who always asks the dumbest questions...

Apr 06, 2006 14:40

'That kid' has just asked some stupid question...again

Professor: Well lets use teen pregnancy as an example. What causes teen
pregnancy?

'That kid': Boredom!

Me: After this class I'm going to have to take a pregnancy test...

Guy next to me: Didn't they tell you in orientation to use protection when
attending classes?

Me: (quoting Family Guy) I don't have a lot of options! I'm Catholic!

Some guy in the back of the room: Does boredom cause VD's too? Or do you have
do you have to be bored with someone who's already infected?

Professor: Sex! Sex causes teen pregnancy!

Guy next to me: So boredom causes adult pregnancy?

Married girl on the other side of me: No but sometimes causing adult pregnancy
can be boring...

Professor: That's it! Class dismissed...
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