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[titango]

[By now, it's obvious that an experiment is happening. The village has already settled into a rush of chaos and noise as people wake to find themselves somehow altered in some way or another. Generally, Robin makes it his business to investigate these sorts of things. It's just that there's a bigger issue demanding much more of his concern at

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[phantasmgap]

Caught any goats yet?

[She's lurking just out of reach... not visible at first, but that's what her powers are good for. She grins, watching from the side of the bridge, in cheshire cat-like garb. Ready to be countertrolled?]

...LJ why did you mark this thread as spam. :|

[titango]

I don't know what you're talking about. [Although ohgod goes Goat sound delicious all of a sudden.]

because I had an <a href> in it :I

[phantasmgap]

Mmhm. You know that you usually are supposed to offer tolls.

Get something out of not letting people cross by eating the rich people that are willing to pay you first.

Well that's just silliness.

[titango]

If I institute a toll system, people will walk on my bridge. [Duh.]

... Wait, did you say eating people? [STOMACH. RUMBLE.]

[phantasmgap]

Of course! That's what bridge trolls do, right?

[And this would be why the Malnosso liked Yukari so much. She rolls with the punches, and she makes this stuff happen.]

[titango]

[Of course it's what bridge trolls do! Hell, even this one's starting to look kind of tasty.]

What? Look. I'm not a troll.

[phantasmgap]

But you guard a bridge, and you attack those who approach.

[titango]

That doesn't make me a troll. [Is this a crack about his height?]

[phantasmgap]

Mm, mm. ♪

[She keeps to herself for a moment, humming a tune, then suddenly blurts out]

Goat porridge.

[titango]

[Suddenly, salivating.]

Do you have some??

[phantasmgap]

T~ro~ll. ♫

[ALL the smug singsong, Robin.]

[titango]

[Man, he doesn't even care right now.]

This place has been generally shy on goats that I've seen... If someone's got a porridge cooking, I deserve to know about it! [SO. HUNGRY.]

[phantasmgap]

The lady in the black robes will cook you a delightful apple porridge if you ask.

[Why yes, she is trying to get the various denizens of Luceti to crash against each other disastrously.]

[titango]

There's no goat in apples.

[phantasmgap]

Ah, but it will hold you over until some goats wander your way! Goats are not very plentiful in these lands; waiting must be an incredibly hungry task.

[titango]

..But. I'd have to leave the bridge to properly eat. [DILEMMA. D:]

There has to be another way.