Oct 30, 2007 10:51
remember you heard it here first.
For those who don't know, jj abrams is some putz from hollywood who's making a film who's real title has yet to be released.
So internet slobs have dubbed it Cloverfield, why I have no clue, but buzz on the net is it's another american godzilla flick, nope, as it turns out, you take the blair witch, add a giant elusive monster that they'll hardly show if at all, follow five losers that nobody gives a shit about around the city as they flee said terror,catch the whole thing on video cam and you've got crapofield.
Complete with close up of two terrified chick, a publicity photo has been sliding around the web, a close up of two girls crying and everybody thinks theres something hidden in the photo...there aint.
In summary, more over blown hollywood hype and a lot of nothing in the end.