Fat white lump is about me?
My cat Riley is living with my mother and not me right now. She keeps sending me pictures like this one
and it's making me miss him and his belly and his stupid face. So, here, have a kitty picspam.
These first two are from a winter when he had all his fur shaved off. It was hilarious and pathetic.
Riley has never met a camera he didn't like.
He is also the king of relaxing.
I am finding it amusing that my mother is quickly getting sick of him. I'm pretty convinced that he's a Ragamuffin and he is needy like a dog is needy. Having Riley is like having a loud cat-shaped growth on your ankle that hates when you are on the phone or not paying attention to him. It's not exactly what you think you'll be getting when you think '4 year old cat' so I get why he's grinding her gears but good god it is funny. She had to build a barricade out of storm windows in the hallway to keep him out of one room! Seriously, hilarious.
(She also called me one morning and was like, 'OMG YER CAT STEPPED IN BAD BAD THINGS AND THEY TOLD ME TO KEEP HIM OUT OF IT BUT THE LITTLE FUCKER OPENED THE DAMN DOOR AND GOT IN ANYWAY AND I'M WORRIED HE'S GONNA DIE." He didn't die. He did get a bath. The barricade was constructed soon after this.)
and it's making me miss him and his belly and his stupid face. So, here, have a kitty picspam.
These first two are from a winter when he had all his fur shaved off. It was hilarious and pathetic.
Riley has never met a camera he didn't like.
He is also the king of relaxing.
I am finding it amusing that my mother is quickly getting sick of him. I'm pretty convinced that he's a Ragamuffin and he is needy like a dog is needy. Having Riley is like having a loud cat-shaped growth on your ankle that hates when you are on the phone or not paying attention to him. It's not exactly what you think you'll be getting when you think '4 year old cat' so I get why he's grinding her gears but good god it is funny. She had to build a barricade out of storm windows in the hallway to keep him out of one room! Seriously, hilarious.
(She also called me one morning and was like, 'OMG YER CAT STEPPED IN BAD BAD THINGS AND THEY TOLD ME TO KEEP HIM OUT OF IT BUT THE LITTLE FUCKER OPENED THE DAMN DOOR AND GOT IN ANYWAY AND I'M WORRIED HE'S GONNA DIE." He didn't die. He did get a bath. The barricade was constructed soon after this.)