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Sep 13, 2005 21:41

k so, today was good. funny thing happened on the bus on the way home. me katie and jill were just being the judgemental bitches that we are and were judging this gross guy and his gross girlfriend so then they move to the back of the bus where we are and then it went something like this....

"weren'tyou at desire a few nights ago?"--jill
"yes..."--guy
"do you know krissy"--jill
"yes"--guy
"didn't you makeout with her?"--jill
"ya you were wasted"--katie
"*guy winks uncontrolably" nooo!!"--guy
at this time his girlfriend turned away from him and he turned away from us. i'm also laughing really hard because we just fucked up this guys relationship.
so then it continues.
"your probably thinking about my friend james*winks*"--guy
"ya...sure...friend."--jill
"*pauses* so is that your girlfriend?"--jill
"...ex girlfriend"--guy
by this time i'm almost crying i'm laughing so hard!! we fucked up this relationship BAD!!
then they get off the bus and this guys "ex gf" looks like shes about to cry. ya so that was grrrrrrrrrrreat! so that ended and then i got on the 18 bus to go to work and theres these really annoying native kids who are really loud and talking about sick shit. so one kids like "ew i didn't eat dat shit. if i eva ate a gurl out it wud be Pam anderdson...or jessica simpson.." and he goes on and on like hes reading a list and it was gross. then he yells at his friends that hes gonna "shove it in" [i don't know what they're talking about" so they joke about shoving it in...pretty lame...but i thought it was funny. but not "haha" funny more like "your dumbasses" funny ya know..anyways i'm out.
PEACE!
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