004 ✿ A LITTLE RECALL

[cielyshirou]

『 your fairytale here 』MEME!

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[missmorrichan]

The Homework dived towards Pretzels, aiming straight for the jugular with its seemingly endless multitude of sharp-edged pages. "In five thousands words or less, express in your own opinion how Chinese history has changed and influenced the Western world over the past thousand years, full sentences only!" it snarled. Or perhaps it said "HNnnnGGRAAHhhhHHHGHG," Pretzels was too busy evading to catch all the details.

Narrowly rolling under the monstrous sheaf, Pretzels picked herself up, and spread her hands. She began intoning in a rich, layered voice: an arcane song of forbidden magicks, unholy spells, devastating incantations that would drive the most level-headed scholars to insanity were they to listen in.

"PROCRASTINATION," Pretzels cried, gesturing towards the Homework. "I'MMA DO YOU AFTER I PLAY POKEMON." Really, truly, she meant it. Probably.

The Homework let out an ear-splitting screech before collapsing, bound by the sheer, stubborn force of will that any procrastinating student has inside them.

"HIGHER LEARNING IS FOR CHUMPS," scoffed Pretzels, to no one in particular. She proceeded deeper into the forest, searching for her ultimate adversary.