The rant that started it all.
Dear My Little Pony collectors:
STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDED
It's a normal Mimic that managed to survive 20+ years without outstanding stray marks and with intact pearlescent eye coating! Her light pink stripe is faded, and the seller fucking tweaked the colors in an image editing program (or used a magenta filter on their camera, I know mine has one) to make it look still slightly pink. SHE IS NOT THE FOLLOWING:
This absurd situation will now be referred to as the Fictional Variant Mimic Test. Anyone who passses the Mimic Test may remain in Ponyland under my new regime. Excellent customizers and known smartasses are a top priority. STUDY UP, KIDS.
Declaring myself Dark Lord of Ponyland in an attempt to stop stupidity from taking over,
tirak
STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDED
It's a normal Mimic that managed to survive 20+ years without outstanding stray marks and with intact pearlescent eye coating! Her light pink stripe is faded, and the seller fucking tweaked the colors in an image editing program (or used a magenta filter on their camera, I know mine has one) to make it look still slightly pink. SHE IS NOT THE FOLLOWING:
- 1. A rare variant with magenta hair where the red should be.
- 2. A rare variant with a different-colored body.
This absurd situation will now be referred to as the Fictional Variant Mimic Test. Anyone who passses the Mimic Test may remain in Ponyland under my new regime. Excellent customizers and known smartasses are a top priority. STUDY UP, KIDS.
Declaring myself Dark Lord of Ponyland in an attempt to stop stupidity from taking over,
tirak