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Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
Thurgood Jenkins: You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.
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Thurgood Jenkins: I'm sorry, yo. I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!
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Thurgood Jenkins: I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
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Brian: Hey, Jan... will you be my girlfriend?
Jan: Well, I would, but I'm gay. I'm a big dyke.
Brian: Oh. What's that like?
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Kenny: [to horse] Hey, girl. You hungry?
Overweight Woman: Fuck you, nigga!
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Thurgood Jenkins: This weed was the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack.
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Thurgood Jenkins: It was the summer before 9th grade, and there was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface, and of course the lovable Old James... hold on, wait a minute... Old James... Old James wasn't there... I don't even know nobody named Old James.
Thurgood Jenkins: You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.
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Thurgood Jenkins: I'm sorry, yo. I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!
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Thurgood Jenkins: I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
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Brian: Hey, Jan... will you be my girlfriend?
Jan: Well, I would, but I'm gay. I'm a big dyke.
Brian: Oh. What's that like?
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Kenny: [to horse] Hey, girl. You hungry?
Overweight Woman: Fuck you, nigga!
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Thurgood Jenkins: This weed was the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack.
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Thurgood Jenkins: It was the summer before 9th grade, and there was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface, and of course the lovable Old James... hold on, wait a minute... Old James... Old James wasn't there... I don't even know nobody named Old James.