INCOHERENT LATE NITE HEROES REACTION POST hey heroes_meta do I qualify?
Pretty much verbatim transcript from my notebooks
1) I am having constant orgasms.
2) Hubby says blackleather!claire is fapworthy. I am forced to agree.
3) Ew, bloody dead!NAthan.
4) Hiro is the cutest and coolest thing ever, ever, ever. ANDO CALLED HIM SHACHOU!
5) "I'm interested in money" Oh, ando <3 and poor lost hiro is adorable. I love you hiro
6) Did Lestat get sick again? That ain't the Mr. Muggles I know.
7) "Bad taco" hee hee hee
8) Nice shot there, Claire, you are badass.
9) Sylar wins for creepy. Love the shadows/reflections. (Did he kill Claude?)
10) "Start on my examination?" Oh, you skank hoar.
11) DON'T GO BACK TO INDIA--- and go pick up your daughter.
12) Way #1 to make Maya mad again: KISS MATT.
13) Hiro doesn't want to protect a secret. oh, poor baby. And the key is RIGHT ON THE TABLE?! wtf, you think he would have been bored enough to find it and play with it already.
14) Hiro says "unmei nano sa" and it's translated as "maybe he does" but really it's "it's our destiny" which is something he says in season one, nice in-joke there.
15) Is the one of pure blood Ando? Just askin'.
16) "wakarimase~~~n" what I love about masi is his comic timing is bilingual, that was just as funny in both languages.
17) GREAT INTRO for Daphne. LOVE HER. She is coool.
18) MATT IS SMART AND DETECTIVEY AND I LUV HIM.
19) Does Peter have Candice powers?
20) Nathan has bedhead!
21) Oh, shit, Nathan has way more than bedhead. Nathan has GODHEAD!
22) Ambitious!Nathan is back, but it's creepy!ambitious!Nathan. WTF is this bullshit he's spouting. "Save ourselves save the world"?? That's sort of twisted, d00d. Maybe that's the point.
23) OK, maybe Sendhil just has chemistry with ANYTHING, but yeah. I'm feelin' him and Maya. God fucking DAMN he's hot.
24) Sylar: "How do we make love stay?" YOU ARE PINING FOR YOUR MOMO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
25) YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE OTHERS <<< HOW SO!??!?!?!?
26) Ticking watch sound @ end of sylaire scene is MADE OF WIN.
27) Way to be badass Maya with the "cure me or not!?" ultimatum. Next, please tell Mohinder NO MORE GEL IN HIS HAIR PLZ.
28) "we could be angels" oh Nathan... you are el creepo supreme-o and i love you. I am seeing this fantastic dichotomy evolving with him, where we hate what he's doing and becoming and nonetheless sympathize with him.
29) Linderman: "We are destined for great things. And great pot pies."
30) I wish I coulda been a fly on the wall at the filming of the Scorpion on Grunny's Nose shot.
31) SHINJUKU 1-CHO ME <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
32) WTF, Hiro went into the future and could see the subtitles but couldn't hear the voices? was that just my TV acting up?
33) "The darkness is coming...." muwahahahahahha.
34) OH MOHINDER I LOVE YOU LIEK WOAH. OMG GIDDY!MOHINDER. Sendhil TOTALLY sells this story line. TOTALLY.
35) Angela is win.
36) Mohinder!narration is win.
37) Hmm, the crack in the earth is in the shape of the Godsend helix. Hmm. It shows up in Matt's scene AND Mohinder's scene. THEY'RE EVEN SYMBOLICALLY MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.
38) Poor Sandra. I love her so much. And damn Hayden is nailing the numb thing. You go girls.
39) ADAM/NIKI NEW OTP, BORN FROM A FLASHBACK
40) Dania's orange thing is pretty.
41) OH FUCKING YES. SPIDER MO.
42) OH FUCK YES. hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothot. I want to write that sex scene now.
43) Maya's not squicking me at all. whoda thunkit.
44) Hm, they cut from mo (to the credits) to matt. I WONDER WHY. Muwahahahaha.
45) Eee, dizzy horizontal Matt, i know what I want to do to him.
46) Deadpan!Bob is awesome.
47) "Heroes" needs a copy editor. It's "discreet" (modest, tactful), not "discrete" (separate, distinct).
48) Hiro could use Molly.
49) I like Ali! OK, I just like the show! OK I'M JUST HAPPY.
50) Nathan becomes the junior senator from New York? HILLARY HAS ALREADY LOST OUT ON ONE JOB THIS YEAR. She'll pitch a fit! And you think ALI's dangerous!????
51) Ooh, stolen art. It's "The Mohinder Suresh Affair!" :makes mooney eyes at She Who Is Too Cool To Friend Me:
52) The peter/claire scene was full of win, squee, and cookies.
53) "I'm just a victim" = claire's defining line for this season.
54) OK. TAFKAN (the Ali formerly known as Niki) and Nathan have huge chemistry. And he's so vulnerable in that scene. "speaking of sin" and "cut the crap" and "biblical." Now if she'd just lose the kabuki makeup i'd want them sucking face immediately.
55) Love the white light on Linderman. Even if he is an A-number-one ASSHOLE.
56) from deadpan!bob to just plain dead!bob!!!! i'm very sad about this.
57) I can't believe I'm saying this, but where's my Mohinder/Maya afterglow scene?
58) Elle rocks out this episode. Poor beebee.
59) Ando = "robot?" AHAHAHA i love him. and the batman/catwoman stuff. Hee.
60) DEAR FUCKING GOD BROODY!NATHAN IS HOT.
61) It occurs to me that the Senate will be way too boring for Nathan. Can you imagine him trying to bust through all that parliamentary jibberish? Noting the absence of a quorum and dividing time and working for unanimous consent requests and all that? He'd punch thru the ceiling from sheer boredom.
62) Oooh, Ice Queen literally. Me likies.
63) Angela vs. Elle bitchfight LOLOLOLOL
64) Hiro "mudamudamudamudamuda" Japanesegasm. :D
65) ooo, jealous!ando and tensions between these two ROCKIN OUT THE FUCKIN HOUSE.
66) MOHINDER HAS CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!one!!! YOU SKANK HOAR! (Mohinder, not Maya. She just got knocked down by the Mohinder Hormones of Awesome.)
67) MATTMATTMATTMATTMATT. "I'm going insane" & "thank you turtle" and "walk? WALK?" I TOLD YOU ALL MATT WAS FUNNY!! :P :P :P GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH djkflajfkl;ajl;ks
68) Pretty Claire is pretty. OOOH homecoming YAY!!!
69) "I'm the one in control": always said by the guy who's got no control whatsoever.
70) Something's wrong about the Meredith intro. It feels like a dream sequence. Sandra never would. Meredith never would. It's wrong. And the gratuitous fire.... it's just wrong somehow. I suspect Sandra.
71) So who can body transfer?
72) Angela, you BAD PERSON YOU.
73) PETLAR IN THE PREVIEW.
OK off to read what yall have written now <3