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Nov 09, 2010 15:04

The first ten eight people to comment with a pairing and a prompt get a kiss!drabble. Prompt can be specific ("first kiss, under the mistletoe, with people watching") or completely random ("feather"). If you don't get something within a half hour I will probably post it later tonight instead ( Read more... )

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with bonus almost-porn tiptoe39 November 10 2010, 03:50:50 UTC
Dean has taken to carrying a bag of Hershey's Kisses with him at all times. This is a defense mechanism and is just as essential as any charm or ward or weapon he might carry. Because if there is one thing more dangerous than a monster out for his neck, it's an archangel clinging to it just after saving their asses and gushing, "Come on, give us a kiss!"

That's how Gabriel re-introduced himself to Dean and Sam, by zapping away a particularly nasty South American thingamabob that had migrated north, draping one hand around each of their shoulders, and declaring he needed a group hug and some make-up kisses. When he repeated the line four times running, Dean got smart, and after request #5, he smiled, said "Sure!" -- and stuffed a Hershey's kiss into Gabriel's mouth.

From then on it became a running joke. Dean slipped him the kisses every time, sometimes pressing them into his hands, sometimes mushing chocolate into his hair. Once he even dropped them down his shirt. Gabriel played along, laughing hysterically, and in general was a lot less obnoxious than Dean remembered him being. Hell, the guy was a help to have around. Passing out chocolates like fish to a performing seal wasn't that much to deal with, relatively speaking.

Then one night, when Dean and Sam were separated, Gabriel wandered in looking for some "sugar, baby." Dean reached into his pocket and frowned. "I only have one left," he said, his eyebrows arching. "You want to steal my last piece? Come on, have a heart."

Gabriel shrugged and turned away. Taking that as a forfeit, Dean popped the candy into his own mouth.

"Changed my mind," Gabriel said under his breath, and in another moment his mouth was on Dean's.

What followed was a cascade of battling tongues, melting candy, tearing clothes, and raucous laughs and grunts that could have come from the hyena special on the Discovery Channel. By the end of it, Gabriel was draped over Dean, naked and happy, licking the last remnants of chocolate out of his mouth.

"Holy," Dean said.

"Yep." Gabriel brushed back sweat-soaked hair. "Pretty much."

From then on, Dean started carrying the little single-serving packs of Hershey's Kisses. They were more convenient, less bulky. And if they tended to run out quicker, well, that was just something he'd have to deal with.

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Re: with bonus almost-porn darth_firefly November 10 2010, 03:58:04 UTC
+giggles+ This was perfect!!!

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Re: with bonus almost-porn tiptoe39 November 12 2010, 18:01:22 UTC
Yay! So glad you enjoyed it!

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Re: with bonus almost-porn zekkass November 10 2010, 04:09:46 UTC
D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Re: with bonus almost-porn tiptoe39 November 12 2010, 18:02:58 UTC
heee! what does your icon mean? I must know. :)

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zekkass November 12 2010, 20:29:01 UTC
Ooo, that's got a story to it. See, I read this fabulous Gabriel-is-turned-into-a-duck-while-his-body-is-remade-post-5x19 story.

He. er.

Flirted with a goose in the story.

This led to Discussions with the story's author about Lucifer = Goose? Or what kind of bird would Lucifer be if he did decide to flirt with Gabriel the Duck.

The led to hilarity over Gabriel (who was unfortunately in the form of a female duck) getting eggs.

Did you know that female ducks can have up to ten eggs in a clutch?

Also Crowley is a terrible babysitter, Sam's good at it, and Lucifer is an over-protective father.

(The icon came when origamicage decided to contribute to the idea.)

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tiptoe39 November 12 2010, 20:42:41 UTC
Well, at least that makes egg!fic more plausible???

*maintains eye contact, backs away slowly*

You people are weeeeeeeeeeeeird.

(Never change.)

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zekkass November 12 2010, 20:48:26 UTC
With crackfic, anything is possible!

(<3)

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