This meta is inappropriately sexy
1) Are we gonna find out what is up with the creepy vampire twin girls? Or are they there just to be randomly creepy, because Kids Are Always Evil?
2) There was way too much inappropriate hotness in this episode, particularly in this first scene. Waking up to a sideways Cas? Questions about tongues? Dean telling Sam to shut his hole? And as a a cap, right after Cas removes his belt, Sam looks down and gives this "Uhhhh?" like he's really thinking Cas might try and molest him. It's just classic!
3) Of course, Sam has good reason to worry about molestation, as Cas fists him right afterward.
4) Sam's reaction shots are also inappropriately funny.
Cas: "It's his soul. It's gone."
(they both look at Sam)
Sam: (whuuu? Whatchoo lookin at me for?)
5) More inappropriateness. I blame this ALL on ace_of_spades6, because I was spazzing to her through Gchat:
Cas: "It's an interesting philosophical question."
Subtext: THAT I'D LIKE TO PROBE. IN DEPTH. WITH MY COCK.
Cas: "It took several angels to rescue you."
Subtext: IT WAS AN ANGELIC GANGBANG. BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO LEFT A MARK!
Sam: "I just wanted to stop the vamps."
Subtext: REALLY, I HAD NO DESIRE TO SEE YOU ALL FERAL AND ANGSTY AND PATTINSONLICIOUS. REALLLLLLY.
6) Sam's puppy eyes are back and they are epic. Epic.
7) New term for insta-angel healing: CASTIC SURGERY.
8) Is it bad that I kind of just wanted to watch Team Free Will problem-solving in that hotel room for an hour? Oh, boooooooooys.
9) I was praying Cas was in the back seat of the Impala, depressed when Sam and Dean walked in alone, and then I got something better. Oh, Show. You just wrap up happiness in a big bow and deliver it to me every Friday night like it's Shabbos dinner.
10) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
CASTIEL IS AS BIG AS THE CHRYSLER BUILDING
CANON
*melts into a happy puddle*
11) and then when I'm recovered from that Dean mentions an angel cavity search. This episode might just be rivaling Point of No Return for most HoYay ever.
12) Beauty is Cas' eyeroll at Sampa.
13) OK, back to plot. I like the twist that Grandpa is pretty much normal. Of course, this point is slightly subverted later, but the fact is, he's not a Creepy Demon in Disguise, he's honestly Sampa. Which puts Sam's weirdness into slightly more relief.
14) SARCASTIC CAS FTMFW. "Your problems always come first." XD that's right King of Heaven, you fuckin' tell those sexass bitches.
15) "Robo-Sam" is a keeper.
16) Oh, Christian. You did NOT just go there. I'm not a Lisa fan but even I wouldn't go there. But Dean's comeback at the end? Fucking classic.
17) I love that big red truck. That's it, kids, gonna sneak up on a vampire lair? Wanna be subtle? Pick a big-ass attention-grabbing crimson truck. God, these kids. >.>
18) They're setting up Gwen to be sympathetic. Sorry, Gwen, I'm prejudiced against you since you can't seem to stop leering at and fucking with Dean. Oh, and you remind NOBODY of Mary. NOBODY. I guess I'm another misogynist SPN fan.
19) The shot of the corpse framed by the hole in the gate was an awesome show. And then there's another really nice shot of Dean with the sunlight behind him touching his face. Pretty Show is pretty.
20) Was that Gwen who shouted Dean's name? Who was that? And is she dead? But then Gwen came up and said "where were you?" IDK, that was all very nebulous. Maybe if I went back frame by frame.
21) SUPER SPY DEAN IS FUCKING AWESOME.
22) SWERVING-OFF-THE-ROAD PISSED-AS-HELL DEAN IS EVEN BETTER. UNF.
23) Sam: "............................Oh."
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
This whole seen was fucking epic. I was on Team Dean, though, I think Sam needs a slap more than he needs a soul. And "He's not Dad." BAM. ~(O.O)~ Yowch. I felt that one like a rug burn. Also, Sam's hair in this scene deserves an Oscar.
24) Is it bad that when Dean and Sam pulled up with the window wipers going, I kinda wanted to go "Asshole, Slut, Asshole, Slut"? XD
25) Dean and Sam hunting side by side warmed the cockles of my heart. and the heart of my cockles. XD They're holding hands in their hearrrrrrts XD
26) All alphas must now be called Skippy. It is their true name. Seriously.
27) Purgatory? Seriously? You guys don't know where purgatory is? IT'S THE FUCKING NEW JERSEY TURNPIKE.
.........good night everybody, I'll be here all week. tip your waitresses.
28) M O T H E R
.... erm ....
I smell a huge reveal later in the season
but who could it be?
Are we gonna get a Sera self-insert like we got a Kripke self-insert?
Or *gasp*
could it be
maybe
KALI!??!?
...Probably not, eh?
29) I already saw Cas fist Sampa. As amusing as it is to call him Kermit, do I really need another image of another hand inside him? Damn it, Show! Why so inappropriate!?!??
30) And then the fucking big reveal. OK, I was so shocked to see Christian with black eyes that I completely didn't see it coming, I was distracted so it came as a bigger shock than it ought to have. Well played, show. Excellent distraction technique.
31) Every line of Crowley's was fucking brilliant. There were too many wonderful little throwaways to mention. Also? I don't buy his reason for wanting to find purgatory. I think there's more to it. And I'm really REALLY wondering about Sampa's big secret now.
32) SERA, I SHALL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN. YOU ARE BRINGING THE AWESOME.
Still to come later today: icons and Sim strips. It's gon be a busy one!!