This meta would prefer to be Selleck than Guttenberg.
1) Whoa. creepy bloody hand is creepy and bloody
2) Good old fashioned episode opener
3) sweet baby, sweet thing. *loves all over* That is one awesome and brave mother... correction. That WAS one awesome and brave mother.
4) God the opening is still AWESOME.
5) Awww he's taking care of his baby. Get it? It's a COMPARISON.
6) Overprotective Papa Bear.
7) AW. SAM WORKING SOLO. Did he just ask after the baby and ask if "it's OK?" IT? SAM. YOU BIIITCH.
8) Dean is unsubtly unsubtle.
9) Sam's smile still makes me all tingly.
10) What happened to Ben being all Dean-like? Did they forget that? Or is he just hitting puberty?
11) SHUT UP ABOUT THE FREAKIN GUN lololol Dad of the Year, ladies and gentlemen.
12) WHY THE FUCK IS SAM SO HOT. AND LOL AT THE CHEWING AND TALKING. Very Deanish.
13) Awww, Lisa. I am liking her right now. Not sure I loved all her dialog but some of it was good. If I were directing I wouldn't have had her leave after that last line. That takes the reality out of the scene.
14) Sam looks so fucking hot. Oh, Sera. Oh, lovely Sera. Thank you for lovely Sam.
15) Dude I can't believe there hasn't been a commercial yet.
16) Nice shot Sam. Holy shit those profiles of him were so hot. HNNNGH How do these boys just get prettier every year.
17) Great drama sting with the baby shot. Made me lawl.
18) AHAHA Lisa. Poor thing, does she look... like way skinnier than she did at first, though? The lighting makes her look like she's wasting away.
19) Ahahaha baby smiles means baby has gas. I know that is the case.
20) AHAHAHHAHA OMG THIS SCENE. Laughing-at-Dean!Sam is totally one of my favorite incarnations. Dean imitating the baby crying was classic.
21) Ahahah totally called the creepy woman being the shifter.
22) BABY FOOTBALL.
23) LOL @ getting caught trying to stab an old woman.
24) "Who designed this thing, NASA?"
25) AWWW SAM is loving it!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA
26) "You mean Ben?" (You don't mean ME??)
27) I love how they have that same partition and they decorate it differently every episode to make us think it's a different motel room. Oh, SPN. XD
28) AHAHAH THAT'S WHAT THEY DO AT A BRIS, FEED THE KID MANESCHEVITZ.
29) Shapeshifter's kid. And last episode, the Djinn's kids. HELLO THEME HOW ARE YOU.
30) The "our father." thing? TOO UNSUBTLE. I am guessing the plot will be painful like that.
31) I am still loving their dialogue. They're kind of adorbs. I want to smush them together.
32) AHAHA WHAT IS THIS, CAMP CHITAQUA?
33) GWEN IF YOU DON'T STOP FLIRTING WITH DEAN I WILL CUT A BITCH.
34) I am happy Dean doesn't trust the fam. That's important.
35) Corin Nemec, do not fucking go there.
36) whoa. creepy sammy eyes is creepy.
37) WAIT THEY HAVE A PANIC ROOM TOO? BOBBY GONNA BE PIIIIIISSSED.
38) Did Mark just die?? Like, really die?
39) Gwen has a sigourney-weaver-in-aliens vibe.
40) WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MONSTER STEROIDS
41) what's strategic about walking in with your own face, though? That seems really dumb. It can't control itself, maybe?
42) a king shapeshifter - lololol - NEXT WEEK THEY BATTLE A KING SLIME.
43) Holy mother fucking hell, what the hell was going on right there. What's going on with that.
44) Who's he talking to? Who is Samuel working for????
45) That's right, Dean, learn the Day's Lesson. Let's Spin the Wheel of Morality.
46) Jensen you lookin FINE in this scene.
47) WHOA IS THIS A REALLY REALLY THINLY VEILED DISGUISED COMING-OUT METAPHOR? SERIOUSLY! "You think it's a bad thing to be what you are, but it's not." (O.o)
48) OK I APPLAUDED AND CHEERED.
49) IS THE LICENSE PLATE DIFFERENT? B/C IT'S THE SAME AS THE ONE ON MY KEYCHAIN BUT IT WASN'T THAT LICENSE PLATE BEFORE, RIGHT?
50) CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.
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