Early morning drabble offerage

[tiptoe39]

I have to work tonight during SPN! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anyone got a prompt to throw my way this morning? It's pretty out and I'm trying to fight the urge to wahmbulance-chase.

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[aisalynn]

Dean gets hurt enough on a hunt that he has to be doped up on pain meds. Cas comes to visit the boys during this time and is a little bewildered by Dean's behavior.

[tiptoe39]

Castiel was all scowls when he showed up. "Dean," he said, nodding at the bed. "Sam." at the corner of the room. "I have information on Death's whereabouts."

"Cassatchoo?" came the response from a face contorted into a loopy smile.

Castiel squinted and moved forward. "It's me," he said, not sure why this required confirmation. "You don't look well."

"Cas," Sam said, coming forward. "He's... a little..."

"I'm glad to see you," drawled Dean, his grin even larger than stupider than it was a minute ago. He'd gone from slurring to oddly emphasizing every words.

Castiel stared at him. "You are?" His face had flushed just one shade darker than normal.

Sam seized his arm. "He's drugged," he explained. "His leg's broken, so until we can get him to a hospital that's not chock-full of Pestilence's demons--"

"You're pretty," Dean declared. And he batted his eyelashes at Cas.

At that point, Sam was out of explanations.

[tiptoe39]

heeeeeee. I love that i was able to lift your mood!

Oprah's the head of the clan, of course...

[tiptoe39]

"Did you just say what I think you said?" Sam pushed aside a rack of clothes. "Tyra Banks?"

"Is a demon, yea." Gabriel looked nonplussed. "I did a little undercover work. Turns out when she smiles with her eyes, she's just trying to keep them from turning black."

"So we're going undercover how exactly?"

"Cycle 16 is going to be Tyra's first show with all male models," Gabriel said, as though he'd given this lecture a thousand times before. "You're both tall enough, and you fit the profile. She'll be interested. Trust me, I know these things," he added when Sam began to gather up a head of steam for an indignant protest. "Here."

Sam unfolded the small scrap of clothing. "A Speedo? Are you serious?"

"As a heart attack.. Here, Here's another."

The one that landed in Sam's hands then was gold. "Oh, I'm SO not wearing that

Re: Oprah's the head of the clan, of course...

[tiptoe39]

Sorry, ANTM was on last night, and dude, Tyra really does look like she's possessed half the time. Also, Dean in the gold speedo makes me want to see. Mmm-mmm.

And thank you for the hugs, they are much appreciated!