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Hello all, I'm in Philadelphia leeching the hotel's wi-fi because SPN last night was SO GODDAMN EPIC I needed to share. Be loves and link to your own meta in the comments, that way I won't have to stretch back a thousand years on my flist when I get home? Thanks bbs!
1) AHAHHAHA Zachariah i love you. i love you i hate you and i love you. The douchebag's last stand, complete with burning eyeballs!!!
2) Dean is writing his goodbye letters like he's just been shunted off america's next top model. He looks good in that scene though, oh poor baby.
3) I love that Sam tracked him down. Awesome!Sam is win!! and bringing Cas - I love it when the boys are clever.
4) "Reality happens" - does that strike anyone else as similar to Future!Cas's "life happened"?
5) NINJA!CAS!!!! And Cas's angel-killing tough-guy face is awesome. Complete with his tilty-head thing, he's just made of awesome and I want him on my body right now.
6) Oh hey nao, Real!Adam is WAY cooler than ghoul!Adam!!
7) "BLOW ME CAS." "???"
8) Sam feels shitty talking smack about John. Oh, the traumatized daddy-issue-toting boys.... and Sam is SO right about real!adam's attitude. There is so much testosterone in here. I need to change my panties every commercial break.
9) "Last person looked at me like that I got laid"?? SRSLY?? GOD it's so fucking canon.
10) The boys are breaking my heart. "They're going to find a way to turn you"... "I'm not that smart..." GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
11) I love Bobby for asking how Sam's doing. Seriously.
12) SOO much cas in this episode. SOOOOO much.
13) CAS with the late-night booty call in prison
14) OH DEAN YOU BITCH... but clever! Have I mentioned I LOVE it when the boys are clever?????
15) Did Zachariah say "erotically codependent?" He said "neurotically," didn't he? Damn it, I like my version better.
16) No comment needed on the SCENE OF GLORY. But oh no, Cas is unfulfilled by the beatup. what he wanted was some makeoutz.
17) "What the hell happened to him?" "Me." <3
18) "don't piss off the nerd angels." <3 <3 <3
19) Seriously, all the boys on this show just need to be having sex constantly. It's like Heroes in that respect.
20) I LOVE that Sammy is the voice of hope. And their conversation - "I'd have let you rot. I have let you rot." "I'm not that smart." OH GOD BOYS HOW I LOVE YOU SO
21) And now for my running commentary for the Scene Of Awesome And Win:
FUCK, CAS. / FUCK CAS OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCHOUCH. / I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OH CAS / CAS PLEASE DO NOT DIE. / ok bb, you stay alive, right there omg / one down.... / shit he looks so good / SHIT CAS /PLEASE DON'T DIE / his mouth is wide open. / CAS / OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
And... scene. Thank you thank you thank you.
22) And now for the Scene of Unbearable Heartbreak and Then the Light at the End of the Tunnel, my running commentary:
"stop it right now." / "please." OMGOMGOMGOMG / LOOK AT THE LOOK IN HIS EYES / saaaaaaaaaaaaaad dean is ssaaaaaaaaaad / OH MY GOD DEAN WINK / YAY ZACHARIAH DEADNESSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHa / I knew it i knew it i knew it.
23) That was, though, a very fitting end to Zachariah, if I do say so m'self. Anything less would have been utter suck.
24) Prediction: Adam-as-michael will come out at the end, that is clear. We do seem to have all the pieces in place, now, don't we?
Piece: Adam's fate.
Piece: Cas's fate.
Piece: The prediction of Detroit.
Piece: The necklace thrown away (but surely salvaged by Sam, wow, that was alliterative)
Piece: We know God's on earth.
Piece: Bobby's declining self-esteem.
How will it all come together in the end???
25) The final bonding scene on the road? PRICELESS. Oh, BOYS. "I didn't want to let you down" / "Screw destiny right in the face..." Show, you are so goddamn epic I don't even have words for you. Was I even alive before I met you? SRSLY.
26) I have a fanfic brewing about what happened to Cas after this that you guys will find... unusual. Expect it when I get home. <3
OK, that's all, gotta run off to a headline writing seminar. MISS YOU GUYS and please have at it in the comments, so I will have fuuuuuuuuuuuun stuff to read next time I sneak down for a bit of nettitude!
1) AHAHHAHA Zachariah i love you. i love you i hate you and i love you. The douchebag's last stand, complete with burning eyeballs!!!
2) Dean is writing his goodbye letters like he's just been shunted off america's next top model. He looks good in that scene though, oh poor baby.
3) I love that Sam tracked him down. Awesome!Sam is win!! and bringing Cas - I love it when the boys are clever.
4) "Reality happens" - does that strike anyone else as similar to Future!Cas's "life happened"?
5) NINJA!CAS!!!! And Cas's angel-killing tough-guy face is awesome. Complete with his tilty-head thing, he's just made of awesome and I want him on my body right now.
6) Oh hey nao, Real!Adam is WAY cooler than ghoul!Adam!!
7) "BLOW ME CAS." "???"
8) Sam feels shitty talking smack about John. Oh, the traumatized daddy-issue-toting boys.... and Sam is SO right about real!adam's attitude. There is so much testosterone in here. I need to change my panties every commercial break.
9) "Last person looked at me like that I got laid"?? SRSLY?? GOD it's so fucking canon.
10) The boys are breaking my heart. "They're going to find a way to turn you"... "I'm not that smart..." GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
11) I love Bobby for asking how Sam's doing. Seriously.
12) SOO much cas in this episode. SOOOOO much.
13) CAS with the late-night booty call in prison
14) OH DEAN YOU BITCH... but clever! Have I mentioned I LOVE it when the boys are clever?????
15) Did Zachariah say "erotically codependent?" He said "neurotically," didn't he? Damn it, I like my version better.
16) No comment needed on the SCENE OF GLORY. But oh no, Cas is unfulfilled by the beatup. what he wanted was some makeoutz.
17) "What the hell happened to him?" "Me." <3
18) "don't piss off the nerd angels." <3 <3 <3
19) Seriously, all the boys on this show just need to be having sex constantly. It's like Heroes in that respect.
20) I LOVE that Sammy is the voice of hope. And their conversation - "I'd have let you rot. I have let you rot." "I'm not that smart." OH GOD BOYS HOW I LOVE YOU SO
21) And now for my running commentary for the Scene Of Awesome And Win:
FUCK, CAS. / FUCK CAS OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCHOUCH. / I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OH CAS / CAS PLEASE DO NOT DIE. / ok bb, you stay alive, right there omg / one down.... / shit he looks so good / SHIT CAS /PLEASE DON'T DIE / his mouth is wide open. / CAS / OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
And... scene. Thank you thank you thank you.
22) And now for the Scene of Unbearable Heartbreak and Then the Light at the End of the Tunnel, my running commentary:
"stop it right now." / "please." OMGOMGOMGOMG / LOOK AT THE LOOK IN HIS EYES / saaaaaaaaaaaaaad dean is ssaaaaaaaaaad / OH MY GOD DEAN WINK / YAY ZACHARIAH DEADNESSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHa / I knew it i knew it i knew it.
23) That was, though, a very fitting end to Zachariah, if I do say so m'self. Anything less would have been utter suck.
24) Prediction: Adam-as-michael will come out at the end, that is clear. We do seem to have all the pieces in place, now, don't we?
Piece: Adam's fate.
Piece: Cas's fate.
Piece: The prediction of Detroit.
Piece: The necklace thrown away (but surely salvaged by Sam, wow, that was alliterative)
Piece: We know God's on earth.
Piece: Bobby's declining self-esteem.
How will it all come together in the end???
25) The final bonding scene on the road? PRICELESS. Oh, BOYS. "I didn't want to let you down" / "Screw destiny right in the face..." Show, you are so goddamn epic I don't even have words for you. Was I even alive before I met you? SRSLY.
26) I have a fanfic brewing about what happened to Cas after this that you guys will find... unusual. Expect it when I get home. <3
OK, that's all, gotta run off to a headline writing seminar. MISS YOU GUYS and please have at it in the comments, so I will have fuuuuuuuuuuuun stuff to read next time I sneak down for a bit of nettitude!