heroes_meta for Thanksgiving
FORTY-SIX entries to make up for lack of meta last week. :D
1) All I can think about with that name is "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground? Doug."
2) Noah's living in Dupont Circle just like last season. Have I mentioned yet what Dupont Circle is known for? *stares at the pretty boys having relationship talks over pancakes at 3 a.m. at Diner*
3) Noah's being a slutty asshole. And yet somehow he's more attractive as a slutty asshole.
4) Shouldn't Synathan be able to tell the difference between truth and lies? Or does he think some things just give him an unpleasant head-buzz?
5) Eww. Nathan has the face-wrinklies. He needs some Botox. Hey, would a really strong Botox injection fix his facial features in place? It could be the cure for shapeshiftery.
6) I'm already rooting for Lauren and Doug to hit it off and go have mad sex in the other room -- maybe in the same bathroom where Peter TP'd in. It's not like this show can get any more incestuous, right?
7) MR. MUGGLES CAME TO DINNER! THAT'S THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED SO FAR THIS SEASON!!
8) He said Enchanté specifically to make you hate him.
9) Tracy could learn some lessons in ice from Sandra, let me tell you.
10) I think Lydia's dress may just be a tattoo as well.
11) First she's flirting with Nathan!Sylar - then she's flirting with Hiro - I really do think Samuel is just whoring her out at this point.
12) Dear Hiro, plz put ur eyes bak in ur hed. Kthxbai.
13) I THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO SEDUCE ME! AND MY LITTLE WARRIOR IS EAGER FOR ACTION!
14) "Where are your manners?" "I put them in storage space! NEXT TO THE BODY OF MY BROTHER!!!!"
15) I love how blase Peter and Nathan are about it at this point. Just like, "Puh-leeeze, Mom. You can't possibly put anything over on us anymore. We've seen it."
16) Is Nathan drinking wine? Wasn't he, like, an alcoholic before or something?
17) I think dref22's getting to me. I'm starting to think Noah is hot.
18) SANDY!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
19) LOL @ "that other thing." Sandra is made of awesome.
20) "I'm thankful I have the self-control not to kick you in the nads right now, Mr. Rogers!"
21) OK, that little declaration of Claire's? Pretty much just like Thanksgivings at my house when one or more of us was in college. Lawl.
22) So how on earth did the circus folk create a compass? Do they have some sort of alchemical Micah clone stashed away near the ring toss?
23) Didn't Samuel hear the TARDIS noise pop that happens whenever Hiro teleports?
24) Your child mentioning backpacking through Europe = instant migraine.
25) Lauren is trying to out-Sandra Sandra.
26) "What is going on between Noah and Claire?" ASK dref22 SHE KNOWS. AND IS GETTING MENTIONED MORE AND MORE OFTEN IN MY METAS. WTF.
27) I really want Claire's lipstick. And possibly her eyeliner. And turtleneck.
28) "Sorry, Gretchen, I'm glad you came for Thanksgiving and all that, but... I've discovered I'm into older blondes."
29) I think Dark Nathan is creepier than Sylar, personally.
30) OH NOES! THE ELECTRIC SYBROWS ARE TAKING OVER! THERE IS NO MORE NATHAN, ONLY ZOUL!
31) Sylar tucking in his napkin? Possibly the creepiest thing ever. Why do I find myself rooting for him? And why is he hot? I do not find ZQ hot. I do not find Spock hot. I find SYLAR hot. God DAMN it.
32) "We've had a hand in each other's lives." Yes, and we have a ham in our lives, too.
33) I find it hard to believe that Lydia, as close as she's been to Samuel, has not seen evidence of his aggression before. Perhaps she's a tempering force on him. But... yeah. I'm surprised she's taking it so hard.
34) "A Hero Must Run Away." "I'm not a hero, I'm Darth Maul, you bitch."
35) I WANT TO BE THAT STUFFING. And I should NOT be enjoying this as much as Sylar is.
36) EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ALMOST INCEST! YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS YOUR MOTHER FOR WEEKS!!!!
37) jaune_chat's ficbunny challenge of the week: When Peter catches up with Sylar, he comes up with an innovative (read: sexual) way to draw Nathan's personality back to the forefront. "HERE STICK YOUR DICK HERE AND SAY YOU REMEMBER US!!!! *EPIC SADFAIS*"
38) Somewhere in that hybrid face morph thing there was a really cute guy...
39) Did anyone else see the window Nathansylar flew out of and immediately remember that great scene with Claude? Oh it made me miss Claude so.
40) It's better if Gretchen doesn't move back in. Sex between roommates never ends well.
41) LAUREN rhymes with SCORIN', which is what she wants to be doing. :D
42) Noah and Sandra have more chemistry in their two-second goodbye kiss than... well... anything.
43) Worst. GPS. Ever.
44) I am not seeing Samuel/Hiro dubcon, I'm not seeing Samuel/Hiro dubcon, I'm NOT-- AWWWW OWWWWWWW... I'm not seeing Samuel/Hiro/Dreadsguy dubcon, I'm not seeing.....
45) So Peter is now buying into the I Can Fool Myself thing? Seriously!?
46) RE: THE PREVIEW: WOW. That's kinkier than the tuning fork.... aww, who'm I kidding? NOTHING'S kinkier than the tuning fork.
HAVE AT IT, PEONS!
1) All I can think about with that name is "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground? Doug."
2) Noah's living in Dupont Circle just like last season. Have I mentioned yet what Dupont Circle is known for? *stares at the pretty boys having relationship talks over pancakes at 3 a.m. at Diner*
3) Noah's being a slutty asshole. And yet somehow he's more attractive as a slutty asshole.
4) Shouldn't Synathan be able to tell the difference between truth and lies? Or does he think some things just give him an unpleasant head-buzz?
5) Eww. Nathan has the face-wrinklies. He needs some Botox. Hey, would a really strong Botox injection fix his facial features in place? It could be the cure for shapeshiftery.
6) I'm already rooting for Lauren and Doug to hit it off and go have mad sex in the other room -- maybe in the same bathroom where Peter TP'd in. It's not like this show can get any more incestuous, right?
7) MR. MUGGLES CAME TO DINNER! THAT'S THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED SO FAR THIS SEASON!!
8) He said Enchanté specifically to make you hate him.
9) Tracy could learn some lessons in ice from Sandra, let me tell you.
10) I think Lydia's dress may just be a tattoo as well.
11) First she's flirting with Nathan!Sylar - then she's flirting with Hiro - I really do think Samuel is just whoring her out at this point.
12) Dear Hiro, plz put ur eyes bak in ur hed. Kthxbai.
13) I THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO SEDUCE ME! AND MY LITTLE WARRIOR IS EAGER FOR ACTION!
14) "Where are your manners?" "I put them in storage space! NEXT TO THE BODY OF MY BROTHER!!!!"
15) I love how blase Peter and Nathan are about it at this point. Just like, "Puh-leeeze, Mom. You can't possibly put anything over on us anymore. We've seen it."
16) Is Nathan drinking wine? Wasn't he, like, an alcoholic before or something?
17) I think dref22's getting to me. I'm starting to think Noah is hot.
18) SANDY!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
19) LOL @ "that other thing." Sandra is made of awesome.
20) "I'm thankful I have the self-control not to kick you in the nads right now, Mr. Rogers!"
21) OK, that little declaration of Claire's? Pretty much just like Thanksgivings at my house when one or more of us was in college. Lawl.
22) So how on earth did the circus folk create a compass? Do they have some sort of alchemical Micah clone stashed away near the ring toss?
23) Didn't Samuel hear the TARDIS noise pop that happens whenever Hiro teleports?
24) Your child mentioning backpacking through Europe = instant migraine.
25) Lauren is trying to out-Sandra Sandra.
26) "What is going on between Noah and Claire?" ASK dref22 SHE KNOWS. AND IS GETTING MENTIONED MORE AND MORE OFTEN IN MY METAS. WTF.
27) I really want Claire's lipstick. And possibly her eyeliner. And turtleneck.
28) "Sorry, Gretchen, I'm glad you came for Thanksgiving and all that, but... I've discovered I'm into older blondes."
29) I think Dark Nathan is creepier than Sylar, personally.
30) OH NOES! THE ELECTRIC SYBROWS ARE TAKING OVER! THERE IS NO MORE NATHAN, ONLY ZOUL!
31) Sylar tucking in his napkin? Possibly the creepiest thing ever. Why do I find myself rooting for him? And why is he hot? I do not find ZQ hot. I do not find Spock hot. I find SYLAR hot. God DAMN it.
32) "We've had a hand in each other's lives." Yes, and we have a ham in our lives, too.
33) I find it hard to believe that Lydia, as close as she's been to Samuel, has not seen evidence of his aggression before. Perhaps she's a tempering force on him. But... yeah. I'm surprised she's taking it so hard.
34) "A Hero Must Run Away." "I'm not a hero, I'm Darth Maul, you bitch."
35) I WANT TO BE THAT STUFFING. And I should NOT be enjoying this as much as Sylar is.
36) EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ALMOST INCEST! YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS YOUR MOTHER FOR WEEKS!!!!
37) jaune_chat's ficbunny challenge of the week: When Peter catches up with Sylar, he comes up with an innovative (read: sexual) way to draw Nathan's personality back to the forefront. "HERE STICK YOUR DICK HERE AND SAY YOU REMEMBER US!!!! *EPIC SADFAIS*"
38) Somewhere in that hybrid face morph thing there was a really cute guy...
39) Did anyone else see the window Nathansylar flew out of and immediately remember that great scene with Claude? Oh it made me miss Claude so.
40) It's better if Gretchen doesn't move back in. Sex between roommates never ends well.
41) LAUREN rhymes with SCORIN', which is what she wants to be doing. :D
42) Noah and Sandra have more chemistry in their two-second goodbye kiss than... well... anything.
43) Worst. GPS. Ever.
44) I am not seeing Samuel/Hiro dubcon, I'm not seeing Samuel/Hiro dubcon, I'm NOT-- AWWWW OWWWWWWW... I'm not seeing Samuel/Hiro/Dreadsguy dubcon, I'm not seeing.....
45) So Peter is now buying into the I Can Fool Myself thing? Seriously!?
46) RE: THE PREVIEW: WOW. That's kinkier than the tuning fork.... aww, who'm I kidding? NOTHING'S kinkier than the tuning fork.
HAVE AT IT, PEONS!