Did you know that they sell extract of what is most commonly believed to be the mushroom ancient Soma is derived from on the internet? It's called
Amanita Muscaria and
Shamanic Extracts has it right on their site, 100% legal to be shipped anywhere in the world. A dose equivalent to 2-6 caps or 10 grams of dried oomsies is only 10 dollars. This is the archetypal red-and-white-spotted mushroom we're talking about. Nuts. I'm about to make my Christmas list on this site.
Dear Santa, I hab beens'd a bery gewd boy this year and for chrissmas I would like da followink:
1. A new toy boat
2. A gameboy
3. 7g 10x Amanita Muscaria Extract
4. a 5 person Ayahuasca DMT tea Kit
5. 56g dried Trichocereus Peruvianus cacti tissue
6. 10g 10x Salvia Divinorum extract
Tank joob,
Wex.
Hilariously enough, "The ethnobotanist Jonathan Ott has suggested that the idea of Santa Claus and tradition of hanging stockings over the fireplace is based centrally upon the fly agaric mushroom itself (fly agaric is a not so cute name for Amanita Muscaria). With its generally red and white color scheme, he argues that Santa Claus's suit is related to the mushroom. He also draws parallels with flying reindeer: reindeer are said to enjoy the mushroom because of its euphoric results, and therefore prance around in a hallucinogenic after-effect. It is true that reindeer will eat fly agarics, but there is no proof that it has any kind of mental effects on them."
Anyway yeah, crazy huh? Who wants to go on a psychoactive bender with me in the forest for the next decade?