GEHHH. FUCK YOU DELI.
Come 5 p.m. today I will have my first day off in something like 11 days. That means an actual 43-ish hour window without work. That means for 2,580 minutes I won't have to think about meats or cheeses; I won't have feel constantly oily and gross; I won't have to wear rubber gloves for hours at a time. That's a full 154,800 seconds (which for some reason doesn't seem that long, but I guess we really do take for granted the size of numbers above a thousand and the length of an actual second) of Lex time. I'm not going to sleep. I'm gonna make a list of the things I've wanted to do for the past week but couldn't and I'mma do 'em. Hard.