Nightmare on Fair Street....what?!?
Ended up going to the fair yesterday, that shit was wizz-ack. Without bill kamal around i dont now whats gonna happen with the weather, what? do you want me to trust one of these new guys, haha i dont think so. So yeah anyways, i ended up going with jonathan and crook, it was alright i guess because i was pretty much laughing my ass the whole time. To bad we only got to go on two rides though, the double looper, that was alright but it was kinda sick because this nasty ass cochina that was in front of this was waving her hairy mediterranean/amazon arms around and we felt like puking about that shit before we even got on the ride.So yeah after that we went over to the other ride we went on, niagra falls, the water log ride. That was like always one of my favorite rides but damn not this time. That shit ended up breaking down...while we were on the ride! We were stuck being slanted for like 15 minutes or something, that shit was so gay,turned out that the drop at the end was overflowing with water, which means if we went we get more soaked.So the carnies ended up saying fuck it, send them down, and right when we hit that shit we were soaked like instantly. I got pissed but w/e.
A lil while later it ended up raining like a bitch non-stop, so we hid in the bathrooms for a bit. It was crazy people were under umbrellas, snack-stands, paper plates, people were doing anything to try to beat the rain. I knew of one place though...the promise land a.k.a. the expo center.So we ran our asses over there and hid for the time being. I ended up seeing a wanna-be dude, yeah most people dont know who dude is so w/e. There was some lion there that kept trying to make me flinch, i would be staring at it and it would shoot its head out and then go back, like it was intimidating or something. I just did it right back to the thing, and yeah, me and the lion went back and forth for like 5 minutes until it fell asleep or something.
So after that we decided to go to the circus and watch a bunch of people do stupid tricks and w/e. Oh yeah and there was some major animal cruelty going on in that place, like usually if i see a dead dog on the side of the road i'd be like w/e. But this was different, these people would send a cat all the way to the top of the tent, and then some guy at the bottom would be holding a pillow over his head. He would look up at the cat and make some signal, then the cat just says fuck it and jumps all the way down, it looked funny when it was falling though, waving its little feet around in the air lol, yeah but thats not the point. The guy ended up catching the cat but still, if he like sneezed or something then they would have been one cat short for the next show.
So after that we decided to go jump some fence on the side of the fair and run like idiots across the street to little ceasars and feast. Ahhhh walking home in the rain sucks, thank god i'm immune to cold rain water haha. sucks for those guys though. So yeah that was a crappy day at the fair, even though their was a shitload of people we knew there it still wasn't worth it. 2 rides...2 rides!!! damn that sucks, oh well hopefully next time it wont suck as much rhino balls. Later.
A lil while later it ended up raining like a bitch non-stop, so we hid in the bathrooms for a bit. It was crazy people were under umbrellas, snack-stands, paper plates, people were doing anything to try to beat the rain. I knew of one place though...the promise land a.k.a. the expo center.So we ran our asses over there and hid for the time being. I ended up seeing a wanna-be dude, yeah most people dont know who dude is so w/e. There was some lion there that kept trying to make me flinch, i would be staring at it and it would shoot its head out and then go back, like it was intimidating or something. I just did it right back to the thing, and yeah, me and the lion went back and forth for like 5 minutes until it fell asleep or something.
So after that we decided to go to the circus and watch a bunch of people do stupid tricks and w/e. Oh yeah and there was some major animal cruelty going on in that place, like usually if i see a dead dog on the side of the road i'd be like w/e. But this was different, these people would send a cat all the way to the top of the tent, and then some guy at the bottom would be holding a pillow over his head. He would look up at the cat and make some signal, then the cat just says fuck it and jumps all the way down, it looked funny when it was falling though, waving its little feet around in the air lol, yeah but thats not the point. The guy ended up catching the cat but still, if he like sneezed or something then they would have been one cat short for the next show.
So after that we decided to go jump some fence on the side of the fair and run like idiots across the street to little ceasars and feast. Ahhhh walking home in the rain sucks, thank god i'm immune to cold rain water haha. sucks for those guys though. So yeah that was a crappy day at the fair, even though their was a shitload of people we knew there it still wasn't worth it. 2 rides...2 rides!!! damn that sucks, oh well hopefully next time it wont suck as much rhino balls. Later.