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[tipsy4life]

so last night, when i updated, i definitely thought my night was over, i was gonna go to bed and get a full night sleep... well... fortunately... i couldnt have been more wrong! alex called me and wanted to know where lindsay lived because him and bryan were going to "get back" lindsay and lauren for our vandalization job. he didnt know at first that i had been there. lol. so anyways... he told me that he was outside of lauren's house, so of course, i called her. alex later called back and called me a traitor. haha... then he found out that i had been in on the action and threatened me. well, alex, threats aren't a joke! so i called lauren up, she came over at about 1:30 ish or so... and we proceeded to stake out the front of my house with our chairs, diet coke, sunkist, and wheat thins. everytime a car drove by, we would crouch down and be ready to pounce. lauren smacked my ass the first time a car came by. then the lanz security man drove by my house with his freakin lights on while we were hiding very mysteriously behind my car. he didnt even see us... what good are those guys anyways?! so... about 45 minutes later after some good convos... alex's exhaust could be heard coming from a mile away. so we prepared for the attack... one-two-three... we popped up and bam... sprayed the hell out of him with the hose. he ran away yelling "you bastards" but we knew that they were still there... making a plan. so we waited stealthily and a few minutes later... they made a 2 pronged attack. at first it was just the "decoy" bryan, but then i heard lauren scream and i flipped around and on accident sprayed her. she slipped on the driveway and fell and i sprayed bobby and alex. it was an all out war in the middle of my street. somehow or another, bryan and i ended up wrestling for the hose and he won and i got soaked. and they put a burrito on my window and a shitload of bisquik and on laur's car they put a disguisting amount of mayo. it smelled up to high heavens. so after we all got too tired to keep up the battle... we chilled and took pics and said good night. but then laur and i decided that it wasnt fair that all we did to them was 6 rolls of tp. and we got all this other shiz... SO at about 3:30 we decided to make another attack on bryan's car... and with our stock of mustard, tarter sauce, flour, chocolate syrup, chili, and other assorted items... we made a HOT act of revenge. it was GREAT. im so proud.

so anyways... good end to the night... and i can promise you that this war is NOT over.

i have missed stupidly retarded nights like these!