(no subject)
so in addition to toilet paper
(thank you for the excellent suggestions)
i have some other "issues" with living in this apartment.
ok.
so i'll start this off with mentioning that
sometimes
i really like this place.
it has a nice back yard,
a pretty kitchen,
and i love my bathroom.
BUT, what's the deal with me not having an awesome porch?
i am a porch monkey -
it is, essentially, where i belong.
i need :
a lake
a porch
lots of comfy seats
noise allowance
and cable t.v.
yes, cable tv
i need it.
why?
because when i'm really stoned i like to watch it.
in short,
i will not be satisfied until i have:
not one, but TWO full length couches
that are arranged to view my cable accessed television
of which all are easily accessible to my porch
that has on it:
crickets
comfy seats
a stereo
candles
and lots of good chronic just waiting to be enjoyed.
where is my life at?
i need these things now.
(thank you for the excellent suggestions)
i have some other "issues" with living in this apartment.
ok.
so i'll start this off with mentioning that
sometimes
i really like this place.
it has a nice back yard,
a pretty kitchen,
and i love my bathroom.
BUT, what's the deal with me not having an awesome porch?
i am a porch monkey -
it is, essentially, where i belong.
i need :
a lake
a porch
lots of comfy seats
noise allowance
and cable t.v.
yes, cable tv
i need it.
why?
because when i'm really stoned i like to watch it.
in short,
i will not be satisfied until i have:
not one, but TWO full length couches
that are arranged to view my cable accessed television
of which all are easily accessible to my porch
that has on it:
crickets
comfy seats
a stereo
candles
and lots of good chronic just waiting to be enjoyed.
where is my life at?
i need these things now.