this man is too sassy
OH TOM HARDY. AS IF YOUR PALMS WEREN'T LOL ENOUGH, YOU HAVE THE MOST HILARIOUS STORIES.
so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat where’s your family, and he’s like I don’t know.
...every girl in town now notices I have a kitten and even though I have a skinhead and baggy pants on, the uniform of the criminal, I am now such a sweet boy with his kitten. I’m like no, you don’t understand this is not my kitten, this is God’s child I found in the street prolly belongs to some kid who is crying right now, I don’t want kat, even if I did want kat, I can’t have kat, he has no passport I have a dog who will eat Kat, the responsibility, I am a tourist I stay at Hilton this thing is not allowed in the Hilton, so I’m holding this little big prollem.
THE FACT THAT HE CALLS THE CAT 'KAT' IS MAKING ME LOL IDK WHY.
so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat where’s your family, and he’s like I don’t know.
...every girl in town now notices I have a kitten and even though I have a skinhead and baggy pants on, the uniform of the criminal, I am now such a sweet boy with his kitten. I’m like no, you don’t understand this is not my kitten, this is God’s child I found in the street prolly belongs to some kid who is crying right now, I don’t want kat, even if I did want kat, I can’t have kat, he has no passport I have a dog who will eat Kat, the responsibility, I am a tourist I stay at Hilton this thing is not allowed in the Hilton, so I’m holding this little big prollem.
THE FACT THAT HE CALLS THE CAT 'KAT' IS MAKING ME LOL IDK WHY.