I'm so glamorous.

[tip_whore]

Yesterday I stuck my finger up a man's asshole. And it wasn't even sexual. However, he did request it. Ohh, the intrigue. Ohh, the disgust.

Comments

[pepperfunk]

what do you mean he requested it?

[tip_whore]

It's just a part of the nurse's job. He was all "I'm constipated. I need a supository." And I was all okay, "I'll get the nurse." The nurse was all "Okay go ahead and give him a supository." And I wanted to die. Unfortunately, I didn't die. Instead, I gave him what he wanted: A suppository in the ass. This is what I'm training to do. However, I've been told nurses in California make $70 USD/hr. So I figure I can stick my finger up an asshole every now and then. You know, give a little, take a little.

[pepperfunk]

can you imagine asking someone to stick their finger up your ass? you'd have to be really desperate! but for $70/h i would do it. so when are you going to move out here? my friend Jill and i are going to get an apartment together next year, and then when you come the three of us can get one. Jill got accepted to culinary school so we'll make her cook for us all the time. how much school do you have left?

[angelus_maximus]

it's cheaper then going to a hooker

[angelus_maximus]

what about me? have you forgotten about me?

[pepperfunk]

are you going to move to the states angelus?

[angelus_maximus]

who knows. i heard they love canadian educated teachers. maybe i should look into it

[pepperfunk]

do it!! how crazy would it be if you, T_W and myself lived together? so did you get my address? i'm going to email it to you again just in case.

[angelus_maximus]

That would be awsome. I should look into schools there

[pepperfunk]

yes you should. i can't even imagine what whould happen! i think san francisco might just explode.

[angelus_maximus]

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