Yet Another Badfic Spotlight!
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/47165164/
Some things I learned from this fic:
- Steven's most beloved Pokemon is actually a SHIFTRY! Named SHIFTY! Oh, of course he never appears in the games, anime, or manga--he's Steven's SEKRIT SPESHUL BESTEST FRIEND! He helped Steven become Champion, doncha know! And even helped Steven find Lorelei, the OMGLUVOFHISLIFE! ...Or so we're supposed to believe, despite not being given any convincing evidence that they're in love. GUESS THE AUTHOR THINKS WE'RE SO DUMB WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT.
- Steven's life was totally wonderful and perfect and cushy! Rich child prodigy (whose childhood was "always good") becomes Champ and meets beautiful perfect girl with zero characterization other than the fact that we're to assume she's perfect (hey, who kidnapped the real Lorelei and replaced her with a Mary Sue?), and gets married to her and they have a BAYBEE!
- Steven's Pokemon have cutesy nicknames! OMG RAZR (Skarmory's nickname) IS TOTALLY NOT A NAME INVENTED BY A N00B WHO CAN'T SPELL! >0 And I just realized, Razr is the name of a make of Motorola phone.
"Go, Razr! ...WTF CELLPHONE?"
- Lorelei's last name is McKanna! Very... interracial?
- OMG THEY GET MARRIED AND LIVE HAPPILY EVAR AFTER THIS IS THE BEST FIC EVAR!11!!11!1
ETA:
All comments on the badfic have been ba(wwwwww)leeeeted!
Some things I learned from this fic:
- Steven's most beloved Pokemon is actually a SHIFTRY! Named SHIFTY! Oh, of course he never appears in the games, anime, or manga--he's Steven's SEKRIT SPESHUL BESTEST FRIEND! He helped Steven become Champion, doncha know! And even helped Steven find Lorelei, the OMGLUVOFHISLIFE! ...Or so we're supposed to believe, despite not being given any convincing evidence that they're in love. GUESS THE AUTHOR THINKS WE'RE SO DUMB WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT.
- Steven's life was totally wonderful and perfect and cushy! Rich child prodigy (whose childhood was "always good") becomes Champ and meets beautiful perfect girl with zero characterization other than the fact that we're to assume she's perfect (hey, who kidnapped the real Lorelei and replaced her with a Mary Sue?), and gets married to her and they have a BAYBEE!
- Steven's Pokemon have cutesy nicknames! OMG RAZR (Skarmory's nickname) IS TOTALLY NOT A NAME INVENTED BY A N00B WHO CAN'T SPELL! >0 And I just realized, Razr is the name of a make of Motorola phone.
"Go, Razr! ...WTF CELLPHONE?"
- Lorelei's last name is McKanna! Very... interracial?
- OMG THEY GET MARRIED AND LIVE HAPPILY EVAR AFTER THIS IS THE BEST FIC EVAR!11!!11!1
ETA:
All comments on the badfic have been ba(wwwwww)leeeeted!