Screaming Contest..

[tionino]

So there I was having a screaming contest with my daughter Bell. She became pretty vocal real quick. She must have picked that up from her mom. I would say Bell's name and she would squeal to her hearts content. It was pretty cute until my ears started bleeding. She quickly moved onto ripping my glasses off my face with ninja like quickness and dangling them in front of my face, taunting me with that angelic smile. Her little tiny nails which are best described as puppy teeth sharpened to a razors edge. These delicate weapons found the extra skin under my  chin and proceeded to pull with Herculean strength which I now tuck under my collar. After disarming me of my glasses and my only means of protection. I was ripe for the taking, knowing this I proceeded to put some distance from Crouching tiger, Hidden baby. Thus leaning my head back even further to escape the G.I. Joe kung fu grip on my throat. I was completely unprepared for her next move. With the preciseness of a surgeon and the speed of a cobra. Bell used the right foot feint and came down with her left foot to "you know where".  Again with the angelic smile. With a tear running down my face and with Bell's cohort (MOM) and Sensei laughing at me until she almost pee'd her pants. Our dog Bailey spazzing out and trying to hump my leg through all the commotion, I had an epiphany. Take these moments and treasure them.

Back to watching Human Weapon on the Discovery channel.