It's a nice day for a white wedding
My cousin Kate got married today. She was so pretty (minus the shoulder blades sticking out of her 95 pound body). Everything was perfect, from the flowers to the reception to the cake to the wine. My mom gave a lovely toast and made us all laugh. Pictures will soon be posted.
I can't even count how many people asked me "Now, when are YOU getting married??" Um, lookin' like it's going to be a few years......... like 10 years. Or more. Or never. Whatever, I'm too tired to care. The worst was the old chestnut: "WHAT ON EARTH IS IN KANSAS????"
The only question I kept asking was "How can I sneak off and have a cigarette?" Don't worry though, I took care of it.
I can't even count how many people asked me "Now, when are YOU getting married??" Um, lookin' like it's going to be a few years......... like 10 years. Or more. Or never. Whatever, I'm too tired to care. The worst was the old chestnut: "WHAT ON EARTH IS IN KANSAS????"
The only question I kept asking was "How can I sneak off and have a cigarette?" Don't worry though, I took care of it.