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[tinyvampiregod]

To the Watcher I played with the other day, sincerest apologies for mistaking you for a pedophile.

Shan't happen again.

Comments

[livedtwolives]

Really?

[tinyvampiregod]

Hm?

[livedtwolives]

You're a creepy possibly centuries old thing running around in a kidsuit, and Wes is the suspected pedo? Weak.

And how old are you, anyway? Ten bucks says you would have been the one robbing the cradle in that really disturbing scenario that I'm trying to never have to picture, ever.

[tinyvampiregod]

....it's a ploy. Master allows me to hunt naughty humans. Pedophiles would attempt to play badly with this form and thus I could eat them.

And I'm quite old.

[livedtwolives]

Oh, in that case it's totally not still ridiculously creepy on your part.

Wait, yes it is.

[tinyvampiregod]

Ho~ow?

[livedtwolives]

You mean, something ancient dressing up like a small child and throwing itself at grown men? Because I am completely sure Wes didn't approach you on his own.

How could that not be creepy? Like, on every single level?

[tinyvampiregod]

I don't choose this form.

[livedtwolives]

Alright, so maybe that's one level de-creepified. Slightly. But the rest of it? Still just. Ugh. Gross.

[tinyvampiregod]

All they have to do is decline. Otherwise... well, why should anyone fault my drinking the blood of a pedophile?

[livedtwolives]

...... What? Do you even live in the real world like the rest of us? Or are you stuck in some kind of extensive and strange delusion where sexually harassing complete strangers in the streets makes them perverts who deserve to die and you a noble vigilante?

[tinyvampiregod]

... I did not sexually harass him.

[livedtwolives]

Do you even know what sexual harassment is?

[tinyvampiregod]

No.

[livedtwolives]

Wh- ... ....... Screw it, I give up.

[tinyvampiregod]

That's what they all say.