Stole this from Megan because I'm COOL
W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R ?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Neither, but I'd go with tongue. Easier to hide, won't help with oral sex thoough.
2. Be serious or be funny? Seriously, I'd pick funny. Serious blows.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole. I need the nutrients.
4. Die in a fire or drown? I suck at swimming - I'd drown. Fire would hurt FAR too much.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Stupid. I kill my enemies and bury them far far away. I can't spend time with them. Parents by default.
A R E Y O U . . .
1. Simple or complicated? I don't know... I'd like to think I'm simple but I guess truth is that I'm very complex.
2. Gay? If you mean happy, then yes. If by homosexual, then no.
3. Hardcore? Hardcore what? If by "real" then yeah. I'm fucking hardcore motherfucker. Fuck. Check my music! It'll skullfuck you so hardcore! This feels unnatural.. next.
L A S T W H O . . .
1. Slept in bed beside you? Jessica. And Cindy. And Karen. All at once.
2. Saw you cry? Jen!
4. You went to the mall with? Jen!
5. You went to dinner with? Maher
6. You talked to on the phone? My Father
7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it? Jennifer E. Platonically. And it was "love ya!", if that counts.
8. Broke your heart? I have a heart of gold. As pure, maleable, valuable and hard as it. So, no.
9. Made you laugh? My IAH professor (in person), over phone was Jen.
D O Y O U P R E F E R . . .
1. Flowers or candy? Umm... shit. I'd draw the flowers. But the candy... err... *head explodes*
2. Gray or black? Black. Goth thing, remember?
3. Color or Black and white photos? Depends. B/W looks hot on me.
4. Sunrise or sunset? Tie. I can't pick. Sunrise sex is awesome though, I recommend it to all.
5. M&Ms or Skittles? M&Ms, no contest.
6. Staying up late or waking up early? Early. For sex. That's so me.
A N S W E R T R U T H F U L L Y !
1. Do you like anyone? Yes I do. I always like somebody.
2. Do they know it? If the fact I have sex with her isn't obvious enough...
D O Y O U P R E F E R . . .
1. Sun or moon? Moon. *howls*
2. Winter or Fall? Fall. No contest.
3. Left or right? Right. Because I always am.
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends? 2 Best friends.
5. Sun or rain? One without the other sucks. I call foul.
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? 'nilla ice ice baby
7. Boys or girls? Boobs.
8. Vodka or Jack? Vodka overall, but Jack for making people cringe.
A B O U T Y O U !
1. What time is it? 3:35
2. Name? Timothy John Morrison. Just call me "sir."
3. Nickname(s): Tim. Timmy. Timmay. Timmah. Fucker. Jerk. The list grows daily...
4. Where were you born? Atlanta, Ga.
5. What is your birthdate? 4-17-84
6. What do you want? Happiness. I have it though... I still want more. Other than that, I do not know what I want.
7. Where do you want to live? Anywhere there's stuff to do. Mountains, Europe, Near a big city.. anything!
8. How many kids do you want? When the time comes, 2.
9. What would you want to name a girl? Leanna. (pronounced Lay-ah-nah) It's pretty. She'd get the boys.
10. What would you want to name a boy? Brendan/Brennan. It's masculine and command respect. He'd get girls.
11. You want to get married? It would be nice, but not a huge requirement... unless I want kids in an ideal family.
U N I Q U E !
1. Nervous Habits? None I can think of. Can anybody help here? My mouth will sometimes go dry...
2. Are you double jointed? Heh. No.
3. Can you roll your tongue? Damn genetics! No.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? No.
5. Can you cross your eyes? No.
6. Do you make your bed daily? If by daily, you mean "never" then yes.
R A N D O M :
1. Which shoe goes on first? First one I grab.
2. Ever thrown something at someone? Of course. But rarely anything painful.
3. On the average, how much money do you carry with you? Drivers do not carry more than $20.
4. What jewelry do you wear? A necklace from time to time, and my Skagen dope pimp watch bling bling yo.
O D D S :
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl now, thanks to Megan saying "The Italians would kill you if you cut it."
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? Never again.
3. Favorite ice cream? Peppermint or mint. Or Black Cherry.
4. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet? None. 5 different oatmeals though.
5. What's your favorite beverage? Bailey's/O'Mara's Irish Creme.
6. Do you cook? Yes. It gets me laid. And tastes good. And is fun.
I N T H E L A S T M O N T H , H A V E Y O U . . .
1. Bought something: Yes. Food, and clothing. And utensils.. and.. and.. stuff!
3. Been kissed: God yes.
4. Been hugged: Definately.
5. Had sex: Good lord, going a week is hard enough for me. So, yes.
6. Felt stupid: No.
7. Missed someone: Well, yeah.
8. Got drunk: I do not think so... wait.. have I? No! I have not!
9. Gotten high: No.
10. Danced crazy: Only for myself.
11. Gotten your hair cut: haha... you've got to be kidding. Hell no.
12. Cried: Yes. Dammit Jen!
13. Lied: I can't go a day without lying at least a little to get some reaction from a stranger. That's the truth.
14. Snuck out of the house: I am always sneaking! But it's an apartment.
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Neither, but I'd go with tongue. Easier to hide, won't help with oral sex thoough.
2. Be serious or be funny? Seriously, I'd pick funny. Serious blows.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole. I need the nutrients.
4. Die in a fire or drown? I suck at swimming - I'd drown. Fire would hurt FAR too much.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Stupid. I kill my enemies and bury them far far away. I can't spend time with them. Parents by default.
A R E Y O U . . .
1. Simple or complicated? I don't know... I'd like to think I'm simple but I guess truth is that I'm very complex.
2. Gay? If you mean happy, then yes. If by homosexual, then no.
3. Hardcore? Hardcore what? If by "real" then yeah. I'm fucking hardcore motherfucker. Fuck. Check my music! It'll skullfuck you so hardcore! This feels unnatural.. next.
L A S T W H O . . .
1. Slept in bed beside you? Jessica. And Cindy. And Karen. All at once.
2. Saw you cry? Jen!
4. You went to the mall with? Jen!
5. You went to dinner with? Maher
6. You talked to on the phone? My Father
7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it? Jennifer E. Platonically. And it was "love ya!", if that counts.
8. Broke your heart? I have a heart of gold. As pure, maleable, valuable and hard as it. So, no.
9. Made you laugh? My IAH professor (in person), over phone was Jen.
D O Y O U P R E F E R . . .
1. Flowers or candy? Umm... shit. I'd draw the flowers. But the candy... err... *head explodes*
2. Gray or black? Black. Goth thing, remember?
3. Color or Black and white photos? Depends. B/W looks hot on me.
4. Sunrise or sunset? Tie. I can't pick. Sunrise sex is awesome though, I recommend it to all.
5. M&Ms or Skittles? M&Ms, no contest.
6. Staying up late or waking up early? Early. For sex. That's so me.
A N S W E R T R U T H F U L L Y !
1. Do you like anyone? Yes I do. I always like somebody.
2. Do they know it? If the fact I have sex with her isn't obvious enough...
D O Y O U P R E F E R . . .
1. Sun or moon? Moon. *howls*
2. Winter or Fall? Fall. No contest.
3. Left or right? Right. Because I always am.
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends? 2 Best friends.
5. Sun or rain? One without the other sucks. I call foul.
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? 'nilla ice ice baby
7. Boys or girls? Boobs.
8. Vodka or Jack? Vodka overall, but Jack for making people cringe.
A B O U T Y O U !
1. What time is it? 3:35
2. Name? Timothy John Morrison. Just call me "sir."
3. Nickname(s): Tim. Timmy. Timmay. Timmah. Fucker. Jerk. The list grows daily...
4. Where were you born? Atlanta, Ga.
5. What is your birthdate? 4-17-84
6. What do you want? Happiness. I have it though... I still want more. Other than that, I do not know what I want.
7. Where do you want to live? Anywhere there's stuff to do. Mountains, Europe, Near a big city.. anything!
8. How many kids do you want? When the time comes, 2.
9. What would you want to name a girl? Leanna. (pronounced Lay-ah-nah) It's pretty. She'd get the boys.
10. What would you want to name a boy? Brendan/Brennan. It's masculine and command respect. He'd get girls.
11. You want to get married? It would be nice, but not a huge requirement... unless I want kids in an ideal family.
U N I Q U E !
1. Nervous Habits? None I can think of. Can anybody help here? My mouth will sometimes go dry...
2. Are you double jointed? Heh. No.
3. Can you roll your tongue? Damn genetics! No.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? No.
5. Can you cross your eyes? No.
6. Do you make your bed daily? If by daily, you mean "never" then yes.
R A N D O M :
1. Which shoe goes on first? First one I grab.
2. Ever thrown something at someone? Of course. But rarely anything painful.
3. On the average, how much money do you carry with you? Drivers do not carry more than $20.
4. What jewelry do you wear? A necklace from time to time, and my Skagen dope pimp watch bling bling yo.
O D D S :
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl now, thanks to Megan saying "The Italians would kill you if you cut it."
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? Never again.
3. Favorite ice cream? Peppermint or mint. Or Black Cherry.
4. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet? None. 5 different oatmeals though.
5. What's your favorite beverage? Bailey's/O'Mara's Irish Creme.
6. Do you cook? Yes. It gets me laid. And tastes good. And is fun.
I N T H E L A S T M O N T H , H A V E Y O U . . .
1. Bought something: Yes. Food, and clothing. And utensils.. and.. and.. stuff!
3. Been kissed: God yes.
4. Been hugged: Definately.
5. Had sex: Good lord, going a week is hard enough for me. So, yes.
6. Felt stupid: No.
7. Missed someone: Well, yeah.
8. Got drunk: I do not think so... wait.. have I? No! I have not!
9. Gotten high: No.
10. Danced crazy: Only for myself.
11. Gotten your hair cut: haha... you've got to be kidding. Hell no.
12. Cried: Yes. Dammit Jen!
13. Lied: I can't go a day without lying at least a little to get some reaction from a stranger. That's the truth.
14. Snuck out of the house: I am always sneaking! But it's an apartment.