NUTHIN AT ALL
WOW ITS BEEN A WHILE HASNT IT!! So ummmmm yea i moved to California last week and i must say so far it sucks the fat guys testicals that rides his bike down the street by house everymorning. Ive been bored off my butt for the past couple days. Last night was probobly the most eventful night ive had here....the power went out!!!OMG talk about oodles and oodles of fun! HAHA actually sadly i wasnt bein sarcastic at all... i actualy enjoyed myself haha. Ater it was out for an hour i decided i was gonna go to my car and get some cd's and listen to my lil nifty portable cd player. So while im jamin to shake ya tailfeather ;) i decided WOW do i have to go pee! So im like ok ive been here about a week i know my house pretty dang good ( i didnt have a flashlight cause its somewhere in the millions of boxes) HAHA boy was i wrong I get to the bathroom......we shall just skip past that part.... so as im leaving the toilet i see a slight part of light so im like ok theres the exit just wals over there and your home free...so im walkin slowly... one foot in front of the other just like when i was a wee one... then WHAM right into a wall i go..it turns out that little bit of light was comin from outside the potty window and reflecting onto a mirror... so yes for all you people i walked to to my wall that hold a mirror in my bathroom... i finally make it out of the ever so dangerous bathroom and into.... the HALLWAY (cue the scary dun dun dun music) so im standin there im like k what way do i go.... i see a lil bit of light... but i know where that got me last time i followed that.. so i decided to go to the darkest area...well little did i know that the darkest area happened to be down on the first floor... so im walkin then all of a sudden there is no ground so Tim goes fallin down about 10 stairs... yea talk about scary shit... so as i lay there in pain listening to the ever so popular good charlotte cd... i see a shadowy figure appear at the top of the stairs... at first like all of you are thinking yes I too thought it was god and that when i look at my body i would be all messed up....well guess what we were wrong... it was my step faja....hahaha good ol Austin Powers.... he was like Tim are you ok... i replied ummmm.... yeah i think so.... hes like ok well goodnight and walks back into his room....well i finally get my beat self up and find my way to my room and im like k its time to really go to bed now so that was the end of that crazy night......OMG then the other day i had to go to Stockton ummmmm because i forget why but yeah i did.... so im driving down the road jamin to my good ol rock and/or roll... and this big ass cup of water like one of them big gulp things from 7 eleven comes flyin outa this semi's windown and hits my windshield...naturally i scream like a lil school girl and was like HOLY SHIT I HIT A MOOSE!... but afterwards i realized it wasnt a moose but that it was just a damn big gulp!!!! WOW was i depressed... i really would have liked to see a moose... but anyhoo!!! so yeah those are the 2 most eventful things that have happened so far this week...wow fun life aint it....maybe someday ill meet someone out here ....wow that would just be spiffy :) well goodbye to all untill next time.