Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I pulled over and changed _grizzlyd_'s flat tire (15 points). Last month I gave realamerican06 a kidney (1000 points). In July I set rockchyk's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I stole pinkj_'s purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (913 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
tinysmoo2007