"for a dick and a half....and legs for days"
So my bed smells like Andrew...I miss his naked faggoty ass so much. (and I mean that in an endearing way) The other night I came home and he was lying naked in my bed reading, awaiting my arrival. His smooth, prepubesant ass peeking out from under the comforter as if to say hello. Then I stole his pants, which was I bad idea because it led to his naked penis flopping all over my ass. Then he handcuffed himself to me and dragged to McDonald's, where I ate nothing because as of right now I am embarking upon day 6 of my cleansing fast...I have eaten nothing solid for 5 days straight and I feel great...I was considering quitting early on Thursday morning because my German teacher is throwing an elaborate breakfast party, but now that my cute manager finds it so "impressive" there's no way that I can not finish it now. So I should probably go type my German now...plus i'm busy on the phone.