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The only reason the old microwave died is because Nikki Sixx used to come over and cook burritos every thursday, saturday and tuesday. The chemicals in his hair dye fried the wiring.
- That's not actually their cat.
- Spinal Tap isn't Slash's favourite movie, but he liked to think Derek Smalls was based on him.
- No, Slash has never picked up a Bass in his life.