OMG
So Im not even sure if you will read this but whatever
OMG, first of all, you look AWFUL. You look dirty, and greasy, and both of you look like you haven't showered in years.
Second, your girlfriend is gross and ugly, and I would have thought you would have chosen to upgrade from me, but guess not.
Third, jesus, breaking up with you looks GOOD on me. Im about to enter a competition to win 250k and you...well you're fucking a prositute. hey better her than me, at least she can fake it for you.
The best part about seeing you was that I felt nothing, I felt like I was on the top of my game. You have made yourself look stupid enough that the only thing I feel is sorry for you. You gained a lot of weight and, well, have let yourself go altogether. But if gross and dirty is what you both like, then hey, you deserve each other.
It's ok, I'll send you a postcard from the top.
OMG, first of all, you look AWFUL. You look dirty, and greasy, and both of you look like you haven't showered in years.
Second, your girlfriend is gross and ugly, and I would have thought you would have chosen to upgrade from me, but guess not.
Third, jesus, breaking up with you looks GOOD on me. Im about to enter a competition to win 250k and you...well you're fucking a prositute. hey better her than me, at least she can fake it for you.
The best part about seeing you was that I felt nothing, I felt like I was on the top of my game. You have made yourself look stupid enough that the only thing I feel is sorry for you. You gained a lot of weight and, well, have let yourself go altogether. But if gross and dirty is what you both like, then hey, you deserve each other.
It's ok, I'll send you a postcard from the top.