THE AKAME MASS COMMENT FICCY THING
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“Sure, dinner sounds great. Isn’t Yamapi waiting for you, though?”
“Why do you keep bringing up Yamapi?” Jin protested.
Kame arched one perfectly plucked eyebrow. “Why are you being so defensive? He just happened to be in the building today and he mentioned your Dragonball marathons.”
“No, no. That’s not right. You must have heard him wrong. No,” Jin denied vehemently.
Kame rolled his eyes. “Jin. He wrote about it in his j-web today,” he told the older man.
Jin was so shocked by this news that he forgot to freak out over Kame subscribing to Yamapi’s j-web. “What the hell did you think you were doing?” he shrieked at his best friend that night.
“What? What? What did I do?” Yamapi yelped, panicking.
“You told the entire country that we had a Dragonball marathon last night!”
“I did! I did! Was that bad?” Yamapi wailed, still panicking.
“Dammit, Pi!” Jin shrieked some more. “Now Kame must be convinced that I like you or something!”
Now Yamapi was just confused. “Huh?”
“You idiot, I spent two hours trying to decide whether I should take the bike or the car tonight,” Jin moaned.
Yamapi was silent for a while. “And what did you decide on in the end?”
“The car,” Jin answered sulkily. “It gives more privacy.”
“You should’ve taken the bike,” Yamapi told him, catching on. “It allows more intimate contact.”
*
“Nice bike,” Kame commented as he stepped out of the basement lift the next day. “Do you have work with NTV today?”
“No, apparently they are already overstaffed,” Jin muttered. “But, hey, Kame. Look. I accidentally brought an extra helmet.”
“You did.”
“I did. So why don’t you leave your car here overnight and come hang out at my place and watch Dragonball with me. You know, since you like Dragonball and I like Dragonball and I have an extra helmet and all.”
“Uh-”
“Because Yamapi’s a loser. He’s so boring, he doesn’t even know Celipa. I don’t like him,” Jin insisted.
“But my car-”
“I’ll drive you back here tomorrow.”
“I have tomorrow off.”
“Great! We can watch Dragonball all night.”
Kame laughed, shaking his head a little as he took the helmet.
Stupid lj character limit -__-'
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When Kame re-entered the TV-area, Jin was furiously pressing the keypads on his cell phone, typing death threats and warning Junno not to come over; why did that moron suddenly want to play X-box that night? “Is Junno not here yet?” Kame asked, sitting down beside Jin on the sofa.
“Why would he be here?”
“Wasn’t that him who called you just now?”
“No,” Jin said nervously. “That was - wrong. Number. Shall we continue?” he asked, scrabbling around for the remote.
Kame got quieter and sleepier as the time passed. By the time they reached the Bebi Saga, Jin was babbling about on his own. He didn’t mind, though; rambling took his mind off things, like the fact that Kame was currently leaning against him and that Kame’s shampoo smelled really, really sweet and that Kame’s lips looked kind of edible. Jin told himself that he was just hungry.
“Bebi’s really weak, in my opinion,” Jin was babbling. “He’s just like this stupid parasite, just sucking everybody’s ki like Ceripa. No, I mean Cell. I think if he’s to have like, a martial fight with Freeza, he’d die. Like, he won’t be able to last twenty, no, fifteen minutes.”
“Hmm.” Right then, Kame’s head dropped sideways to rest on Jin’s shoulder and Jin lost his train of thoughts.
“So,” Jin squeaked. “My point is - he’s weak, that Burdock. I mean Bebi. It’s actually really stupid of him to want to kill the Saiyans because Bebi, I mean Burdock, no Bebi -” he giggled nervously. “What am I saying? Burdock is a Namekian. I mean Burdock is a Saiyan. Vegeta’s father. No, Goku’s father-”
“Jin. Enough,” Kame interrupted, pulling away from the other man.
Jin was cursing inwardly at himself when he felt weight on his lap. He looked up to see Kame straddling him. His heart stopped for a few seconds. “Kame-” he breathed.
“I said enough,” Kame interrupted him again. “Yamapi told me everything.”
Jin gasped as comprehension settled over him. “That bastard,” he whispered. I’m going to run him down with my bike tomorrow, he was about to say when Kame leaned forward and kissed him. For a moment Jin just sat there stiffly, his head spinning in the sweet smell of shampoo and too stunned to react to the kiss. Kame then pulled away slightly, chuckled against his mouth and kissed him again until Jin finally turned languid beneath him. The second time Kame pulled away, Jin was grinning his head off. “This must be how Miaka felt when Tamahome kissed her for the first time.”
“Miaka’s a bitch.”
“Of course. Totally. Yeah,” Jin said hastily, pulling Kame for another kiss.
Finally, real ending. (sorta) :D
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i love how he was panicking over junno when he wanted to come over to play X-BOX!
i love how jin kept rambling on n on abt dragonball because he's nervous.
i love how jin wanted to eat kame's lips and told himself that he was just hungry.
i love how he scolded yamapi bastard and that he is going to run him down with his bike.
i love how his head spins when he smells kame's shampoo
AND PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT THE ENDING!
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>__> Urk.
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come on show us who you are!
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ILU AND THIS FIC, WHO ARE YOU, OH MY GOD.
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ILU2! ♥ I don't know if I'm really happy or a little sad that nobody seems to be able to guess me (I wrote about Doraemon hokay) but I prefer happy happy happy :D
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T_T Who are you, awesome writer. Let's bond about Nuriko together. T__T
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Me? Err, maybe later. OH OH OH I KNOW! YOU. WRITE A FUSHIGI YUUGI CROSSOVER FIRST :DDDD Stop it with sad emojis, you...
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And Jin trying so hard and failing so bad asdfghjk and there was Yamapi! ♥
I don't know who you are (asdfgh WHY WHY WHY reveal yourself please) but here, have my heart. ♥ and soul and body.
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Jin kinda succeeded, in a way... How can he not when he's the Nobuta of Kame and Yamapi?
XD Maybe later~ (beware of my boring pattern of Jin trying and failing and succeeding) *takes your body* I kid, I kid.
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ASDFGHJK OH GOD I CAN IMAGINE KAME AND KOKI SINGING THE OPENING AT KARAOKE. AND JIN WANTING TO JOIN IN.
asdfgh awwwwwwwww I think I love you. ♥ I hope you are on my f-list. If not, I would really want you there. *__*
You can totally have my body, do as you please with it! ♥
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