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THE AKAME MASS COMMENT FICCY THING! ROUND THREE.

Apr 04, 2009 16:25

...we should just rename this to That Akame Fic Thing >> As usual:

PROMPT. WRITE. STALK. BRING YOUR FRIENDS.

Things you can do include: prompting without writing; writing without prompting; prompting/writing any rating from g to nc-17; picture prompts!; prompting/writing drama incarnations of akame in any combination that tickles your fancy (i.e ( Read more... )

let's hold hands!, lonely without you, akame ♥, i love my otp, 4 a.m is the new 2 a.m, feels like spamweek, as seen in okinawa, pass it on, this post is matchy approved, come out wherever you are, akame fic meme, back in the ring

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2. in which i realize that maybe by football you did not mean soccer :\ faire_estela April 13 2009, 22:59:08 UTC

The goalies in his team measured their scores next to Kamenashi's tallies, and always fell short in comparison. If Jin bought the daily press once in a blue moon Kamenashi would turn out to have made first page, either because of a miraculous saving or because he had won the FIFA World Player of the Year award, for which Jin himself had hardly passed the nomination process. When Jin leafed through a tabloid at the podiatrist Kamenashi starred in a full-colour article about his mess of a love affair with a famous actress twenty years older than him. Kamenashi seemed to be a permanent fixture in the sports section of most news programs on television.

"Oh, for fuck's sake," Jin swore after the umpteenth time he turned on the news to have Kamenashi's face appear on his screen, bumpy nose and competitive streak and knowing smirk and barest hint of muscles in his angular shoulders included. Jin punched the television box and winced. "Ouch," he complained, waving his hurt hand in the air and grimacing at Kamenashi's two-dimensional smiling face.

"You know what they say," Kamenashi said back with a smirk, "the goalkeeper is the jewel of the crown."

"I'll give you crown jewels," Jin muttered, changing the channel.

"That's what the whole thing's about, isn't it?" Kamenashi answered into a different set of microphones over a completely new background. "Eleven against eleven, one ball, if it moves you kick it, if it doesn't move you kick it until it does, and then I stop it-"

"What the hell," Jin cursed, staring incredulously at the television screen. "You've got to be kidding me."

"-like I always do," Kamenashi finished confidently.

One of the reporters raised a hand and Kamenashi nodded towards him. "Given that the traditional derby between Real Madrid and Barça will take place in a few weeks," the journalist started, "and after Barça's strong enforcement of his attacking play in the winter market, how are you feeling about the match?"

"How am I feeling about the upcoming match? Let's see," Kamenashi said thoughtfully, licking unconsciously at the lower corner of his mouth with the same fast motion Jin had made fun of countless times before.

"I'm manlier than you," Jin informed Kamenashi's image. "And far more handsome," he added as an afterthought.

"I guess I can't deny what you've said," Kamenashi started, measuring his words carefully, and Jin uttered a self-satisfied hah!. "That team's attacking game has improved quite a bit since its latest star signings. But Madrid is a better team as a whole, and that's because we don't only have stars in our squad; we also have team play. And even if that fails- well."

"I'm the best player here," Jin told Kamenashi as he frowned at the bright screen.

"An aggressive game is useless if it's met with an insurmountable barrier at the goal," Kamenashi unconsciously counterattacked.

"So you think Real Madrid will win?" asked the same reporter.

"That's what we're here for," Kamenashi answered, nodding at another journalist.

"Since we're on the subject of Barça's singings, what do you think about its star forward, Jin Akanishi? You used to play for the same team back in Japan, right?"

"Yes," Kamenashi answered slowly, "we came through the FC Tokyo ranks together. I debuted in the major league before he did, but we played some interesting matches in the same team during our junior days. In Okinawa-"

Jin raised the remote control.

"Your eyebrows are weird and you've always moved like a girl anyways," he told the television screen as he changed the channel yet again only to find Kamenashi suggestively advertising his sponsored brand of underwear - live. "To someday - for somebody," Kamenashi whispered in his bad English, decked out in strawberry-printed underpants and a borsalino hat and nothing else.

Jin groaned and buried his face between his hands, hitting his forehead with the remote control.

"Ouch," he said.

Kamenashi blew him a rather indecent raspberry through the screen.

Re: 2. in which i realize that maybe by football you did not mean soccer :\ luciene April 14 2009, 00:25:14 UTC

Oh God. I love this so hard it is quite unbelievable. akdjgjkdfgjfdgfdg SPAIN, BARCA/REAL MADRID and Kame as a GOALKEEPER, with all that snark!!!

I can't wait to see where this is going. PLEASE KEEP WRITING ♥

Re: 2. in which i realize that maybe by football you did not mean soccer :\ faire_estela April 14 2009, 10:53:01 UTC

The prompt said competitiveness and there's nothing more competitive in Football World than the whole Madrid/Barça thing! Also, Kame would look hot in the fashionable white Madrid uniform. Shallow? Who?

Re: 2. in which i realize that maybe by football you did not mean soccer :\ wooden_buttons April 14 2009, 06:32:44 UTC

DAJHSLKDJASKJD YOU ARE GENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS *_____* I love this so much, guh. Kame being all confident and someday for somebody and strawberry-printed underpants alskjdkj ♥! And Okinawa *_____*. PLEASE WRITE MORE ♥!

Re: 2. in which i realize that maybe by football you did not mean soccer :\ faire_estela April 14 2009, 10:54:40 UTC

I-CHI-GO-PANTSU~! Once again, totally Kame's fault.

Re: 2. in which i realize that maybe by football you did not mean soccer :\ lonelybusiness April 14 2009, 18:43:41 UTC

CRYING. THIS FIC IS GLORIOUS. IT IS A CONCENTRATED BALL OF AWESOME THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

"Your eyebrows are weird and you've always moved like a girl anyways,"

ADHNF;ALJFKLAJFDA JIN I DON'T CARE IF I'M GETTING DOUCHEY CHRISTIANO RONALDO VIBES FROM YOU I LOVE YOU.

Re: 2. in which i realize that maybe by football you did not mean soccer :\ orange_smaug April 15 2009, 06:34:48 UTC

EUROPEAN FOOTBALL IS A-OK :O

You tell that sexy bastard Jin XD.

Re: 2. in which i realize that maybe by football you did not mean soccer :\ matchynishi April 17 2009, 04:12:00 UTC

klsdjflksdjf this is so much win idek where to start lasdjfasj Jin, and the dialogue, and Kame on screen, all the clever canon references, alskjdflsjf YOU ARE WONDERFUL, OKAY. WONDERFUL. *____* \:D/

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