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Gibbs: "Abby told me about this threesome thing. I'm replacing you?"
McGee: "You're not thinking of accepting it, are you?"
Gibbs: "It's Abby. What do you think?"
McGee: *stunned*
Tony: *laughing*
McGee: "Hey. You have to sleep with him."
Tony: *suddenly bashful* "Not a problem." *walks away*
McGee: "Wait, what?"
McGee: *thinking* "She's so pretty... and Great... And Damn the fact that I can't sleep with her tonight. I wonder if I just drop by, they'll let me join in."
Tony: *thinking* "I get to sleep with her... and Gibbs. And her, and Gibbs. Man, my night's going to be great. I love Halloween."
Gibbs: "Blahblahblah." (Things related to the case I no longer care about.)
Gibbs: "Yeah! On it boss! And I don't want to see either of you around Abby tonight."
Abby: "Well, that was possessive."
Gibbs: "You know I'm very possessive of you."
Gibbs: "You keeping that wig around."
Abby: "For you? Definitely."
Abby: "There's more. If you're interested. Mr. President."
Gibbs: *completely curious*
Abby: "I knew that'd get you."
(The next couple of pictures are my commentary, because 1) Couldn't think of anything clever. And 2) I took the BEST screencap and had to use it somehow.)
(Gibbs! Are you... Are you looking down her DRESS? OMG. You've become like Tony! ...You're not going to start licking your lips, are you?)
(And her ass too? I guess working with Tony so many years is bound to have something rub off... But ogling Abby in her own lab? Seems so... violating. Then again, it IS Abby. Who knows what's gone on in there?)
Abby: *just talking about the case*
(If only you knew what Gibbs was doing behind you... or in front of you. Actually, you probably do know.)
(Yeah, Gibbs, I'm talking about you! Don't look at me like that. You're the one checking Abby out every 5 seconds.)
Abby: "And since you were not paying attention to anything I just said. I don't know if I want to sleep with you tonight."
Gibbs: "Oh, come on, Abs. It's me. I was definitely paying attention."
Abby: "And not checking me out?"
Gibbs: "I can multi-task."
Abby: "Guys can not multi-task. It's just not in them."
Ziva: *enters* "So what's this about a threesome? And why was I not invited?"
Gibbs: "I'm angry at you, so it's no big surprise."
Abby: *shrugs* "Haven't seen you all day."
Ziva: "Well, can I join in now?"
Ziva: "I'm good in bed. I won't disappoint."
Gibbs: "Anyone who can prove that?"
Ziva: "Yes."
Gibbs: "That we know personally?"
Ziva: "Tony."
Gibbs: "Doesn't count!"
Abby: "You slept with Tony?"
Ziva: "Why doesn't it count?"
Abby: "Tony's slept with everyone."
Ziva: *sighs and storms out* "Too true."
Abby: "And they say blonds have all the fun."
*seconds later*
Abby: "Does that mean I'm NOT getting laid tonight? And here I thought pulling out the Marilyn costume would work wonders."
Tony: "I'll sleep with you!"
The End.
Well.. There's the end of that picspam. I'm going to go to work on my World Civ study guide. If I finish that early, maybe I can start working on my next picspam (as well as apparently push the others aside) of "Under Covers," because I suddenly got the urge to make one. *shrugs* Whatever. Hope you all had fun!